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Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidates Stumped When Asked Why She Decided to Get Hitched... Redneck Style

Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidates Stumped When Asked Why She Decided to Get Hitched... Redneck Style by Nichole Renee via Flickr

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discovered by midnightcode
2014-01-07

2014-01-07

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