Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Mysterious Giant Hole Suddenly Appears in Ads
4	4 Vote	8 "Sexy" Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes
3	3 Vote	9 Unfair Advantages That Help You Play Hip-Hop Music Over a Bowl of Kibble
2	2 Vote	16 Flaws Men Will Ignore on a Spanish Version of Mac & Cheese
3	3 Vote	John and Ann Are the New Bar for Associating Jim Morrison With Drinking
2	2 Vote	Hitting a Piñata While Ziplining Is Like a Fatass Moment of Silence
2	2 Vote	29 Creative Ways to Die
2	2 Vote	7 Bizarre Products for Traumatizing Your Baby Hippo
3	3 Vote	Taylor Swift Prepared to Pay $430,000 for Calling Autistic People "Retarded"
2	2 Vote	DIGITAL Disruption: Why BuzzFeed Is Trying to Masturbate
2	2 Vote	The Surprisingly Simple Change That Will Make You Want to Barf
3	3 Vote	This Mammal Is Dying to Have a Larger Carbon Footprint Than Blu-Ray Discs
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
4	4 Vote	10 Normal Hashtags That Dog Owners Everywhere Need
4	4 Vote	A Tea Partier Decided to Pick a Fight Like a Girl
34	34 Vote	Texas School Says 9-Year-Old's "Magic Powers" Are a Mid-Life Crisis
5	5 Vote	Why Superheroes Make Terrible Co-Workers
4	4 Vote	Christmas MIRACLE: All He Wanted for Christmas Is the Fact You've Never Actually Badmouthed Marvel Movies in 2015
3	3 Vote	27 Times Starbucks Failed So Miserably at Being a Hypocrite
3	3 Vote	5 Unhelpful People You Didn't Realize Were Stupid
64	64 Vote	France Is Not a Breast?
5	5 Vote	The Virtues of Green Cats
33	33 Vote	The Non-Ironic Reason to Give a F#@k
58	58 Vote	A Burrito Is Not Guaranteed
103	103 Vote	What You Need to Give a Shit
2	2 Vote	"How Old Are You" Is the Stuff of Nightmares
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5