Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

mattpellerin

Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Police Arrest Two in Three Minutes
6	6 Vote	10 Signs You've Been Waiting for Me
7	7 Vote	Bro Pranks Strangers by Asking Them if They Weren't Expecting a Political Statement!
132	132 Vote	Can't Get an Amen?
5	5 Vote	The 20 Best Text From Last Night: The Lame 20's Edition
23	23 Vote	I Think Justin Bieber Should Not Have Christmas Trees
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
506	506 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
294	294 Vote	Gas Powered Games Now Available, Predictably Annoying to Download 1	1
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4