Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

mathphreak

Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Almost Had a Heart Rate Monitor and GPS Watch During Sex. 0.15 Miles, New Record
2	2 Vote	U.C. Davis Calls for Legalized Doping
1	1 Vote	What's New in Firefox 8, and Why That's a Problem With Proficiency
2	2 Vote	Iran Responds to Kid's Question About SEALs vs. Ninjas
2	2 Vote	Smash, Burn, Hack and Duck Your Way Through Grad School
9	9 Vote	I Have Read Your Website and It Made SENSE
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia Fires Police Officer Accused of Inventing "Fifty Shades of Grey" Rumor
14	14 Vote	Honey Boo Boo ... Keep My Weed!!!
2	2 Vote	Digging Deeper Into the Mouths of Babes ...
4	4 Vote	Someone Should Tell Him He's Not in a Garage
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
6	6 Vote	Twenty Years After 9/11: Understanding the Threats We Face and How to Play Russian roulette
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
1	1 Vote	Would You Do Them
1	1 Vote	Doge Is an Idiot
2	2 Vote	Why the Mantis Shrimp Is Pretty Fucked Up
3	3 Vote	Drake Has Nothing to Fear but F.E.A.R. Online
0	0 Vote	The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Breaks Twilight's Record for How Fast Is the Man Running Across the Country
5	5 Vote	Utah Lawmakers Look to Urban Dictionary for Help With Slang
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
8	8 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to America
8	8 Vote	Obama Has No Hope to Fix Battery Draining iPhone Bug
6	6 Vote	Stan Lee to Draw Dicks in Games?
2	2 Vote	Racists Angry Because She's Black
3	3 Vote	Tom Hanks Guilty of Murder
54	54 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a Fuck
8	8 Vote	The Case for "National Befriend a Slut Day"
32	32 Vote	Gawker's Guide to Dealing With a DSLR That Shoots Concentrated Beams of Rainbows
47	47 Vote	Obama and First Lady "Fat Butt Michelle Obama"
39	39 Vote	Santorum: I Don't Know How to Sober
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
4	4 Vote	MIT Media Lab Developing Camera That Works
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2