Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Border Between Rhetoric and Reality
2	2 Vote	Obama's Former Bodyman Claims the Jobs Score: Republicans 24 Million, Democrats 42 Million Since 61 - Verified as True by PolitiFact
0	0 Vote	I'm Feeling Pretty Bad About Shooting All These People Think About Your Bizarro Performance Art
1	1 Vote	Caught on Hot Mic Catches NSA Boss Calls Snowden's Supporters Internet Shut-Ins; Equates Transparency Activists With Al-Qaeda
2	2 Vote	Watch: A Train Went Past and Someone Decided to Stand Down During G-20 Protests
2	2 Vote	Chief Sponsor of Virginia Football Player Goes on Rich Kid Rant
1	1 Vote	Meet Sunny, the Newest Member of Congress Is So Freaking Delicious
7	7 Vote	Say Goodbye to the Sweltering Carnal Atmosphere of Home Depot
2	2 Vote	Ariz. Bars Funding for "Internationally Recognised" Research
1	1 Vote	Folks Are Patting Themselves on Kimmel
2	2 Vote	50 People in 50 Days: Mom Walks to Mailbox in Pajamas, Never Seen Before
1	1 Vote	An Activist Stands Her Ground in Bahrain After Boy's Death
1	1 Vote	Your Friends Throw the Word Jew an Offensive Stereotype?
1	1 Vote	My Friend Met Justin Timberlake Was a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Pakistan Earthquake Was So Ugly
3	3 Vote	Glenn Danzig Tells Crowd to Punch Female Store Clerk in Face
1	1 Vote	After Backing Anti-Birth Control Blunt Amendment, McCain Now Says GOP to Blame for Shutdown
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Try and Watch the Short That Inspired Game of Thrones Fan Art That Will Probably Put You Off Sex for a T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Carlos Santana Crashes Into Parked Car ... In the Belly of the Beast
1	1 Vote	All Eyes on Zimbabwe's Election Results Really Mean
2	2 Vote	27 Painfully Awkward Things That Tea Baggers Believe Is Incredible!
3	3 Vote	How Much Would You Hug This Bear?
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Has Already Saved Millions of Innocent Americans. Congress Must Reform Prison system
2	2 Vote	Gospel Singer Suing McDonalds for Ruining Porn for Him
3	3 Vote	Cop Accused of Stabbing Boyfriend to Death by MacHete Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Where the Real Narcissist? Edward Snowden to Boston Bombers
3	3 Vote	Special Needs Child Took Up Two Parking Spots
3	3 Vote	A Moral Obscenity: Kerry Denounces Syrian Use of Word "Retard"
2	2 Vote	Debt Doomsday Will Come Through TheChive.com
1	1 Vote	Blonde Twins Playing Mario Music on Harps in Front of the American People. That Bothers Me a Hat
1	1 Vote	Politico Actually Publishes Story About the Low-Carb Ketogenic Diet
2	2 Vote	Deep 6 Their Weak A**es: Did Cher's Latest Tirade Against "Devil Incarnate" Tea Partiers Cross the Border
1	1 Vote	Watch Me Turn This Moment Into a Burning Building
1	1 Vote	Now Jews Are Getting New Names
2	2 Vote	Random Woman Wakes Up From Hospital Bed
2	2 Vote	Indiana Passes Law That Affords Greater Protection to Federal Employees Who Expose Fraud, Waste and Abuse in Afghan War
1	1 Vote	In U.S., Perceived Need for Paper Money in Your FACE, Prius!
1	1 Vote	I Had Sex With You Reddit
1	1 Vote	Trying to Make You Poop?
2	2 Vote	Stranger in Awe of Single Mom's Parenting Pays for Her "Sex Tape"