Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

marill

Voted Headlines

70	70 Vote	Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
263	263 Vote	Holy SHIT- This Bear Is RIDING a Bicycle
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
95	95 Vote	Important Question: Could You Stop Beating Your Wife?
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
63	63 Vote	Why You Should Stop Being Awkward
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
28	28 Vote	One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
21	21 Vote	Not Sleeping Can Turn You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
83	83 Vote	Grandmother Leads Family on Mind-Blowing Naked Stroll in Big Apple