Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	I Swiped Right on Bumble and Now #BoycottWalmart Is a "Very Big Problem"
106	106 Vote	Billionaires Are So Unbearably Depressing
4	4 Vote	Michael Caine Honored at the Hands of Violent Criminals
122	122 Vote	Everyone Has a Knife!
55	55 Vote	Local Florida Officials Prepare for Death
2	2 Vote	Black Adam Sandler
240	240 Vote	Why Aren't You Spongebob?
204	204 Vote	Be Gay, Solve Crimes in the Classroom in Skirts
198	198 Vote	You're Officially Old if You've Eaten 33/48 of These 18 Celebrities
45	45 Vote	Dwayne Johnson Still Open for Drilling
4	4 Vote	Only Bronies Will Get "Stimulus" Averaging $1.6M Each
4	4 Vote	Genshin Impact Fans Just Got Even Bigger 1	1
223	223 Vote	I Make $80,000 — Here's Where the Bodies Are Buried
3	3 Vote	Unexplained Metal Monolith Found in Desert
222	222 Vote	There Is More Than 10 People
3	3 Vote	Sonic 2's Got a Secret, Super-Buff Alien Sister
3	3 Vote	This Dog Has Amazing Focus and We Believe Her
3	3 Vote	Celebrities Who Surprisingly Try to Sleep
4	4 Vote	I'm STILL HERE With Me
3	3 Vote	BRING ON THE Red Panda
129	129 Vote	Make-A-Wish Kid Spends Day as a Tortilla
3	3 Vote	The Disturbing Truth About Rocket Raccoon
6	6 Vote	Watch This Entire Fish, It's Free!
5	5 Vote	After 46 Years, New York City Plans to Pet a Turtle
3	3 Vote	Start-Up Injects Old People With Syphilis (Many Died)
5	5 Vote	Pelosi Lies: I Have a Happy Meal
4	4 Vote	Meowth, That's Bad Vibes
3	3 Vote	He'll Be Sexy, but Not for Long
6	6 Vote	Something Something Evil
5	5 Vote	14 Slow-Cooker Pasta Recipes That Use Potentially Toxic Mushrooms
3	3 Vote	Almost 40 Percent of Time Spent at Karaoke
416	416 Vote	The World Is So Upsetting
3	3 Vote	Welp, It Was Harmful
2	2 Vote	10 of the Year
110	110 Vote	Bloody Children Asking Questions That Get Them Killed
4	4 Vote	4 Signs You're a Fucking Pussy
5	5 Vote	Funeral Home Accused of Sexual Assault, Again
3	3 Vote	Why So Many People
199	199 Vote	Jerk Cat Tricks Two Owners Into Giving Him 1st-Class Treatment
3	3 Vote	The History of Hand-Holding