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Ice, Ice, Maybe: Kavanaugh Not the Only Male Horny Enough for the Press to Stop Asking Him About It
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In a Simulation, Elon Musk Makes Bizarre End of Life as We Both Feared and Expected
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Republican Senators Hire a Dumb Assassin
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Weiner Set for Water Crisis
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Bernie Sanders Is Right to Abort His Grandkids
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Google Assistant Finally Lets You Climb a Gods Penis
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Texas Boy Speaks Clearly for First Time in 35 Years
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DROP THE Baby You're Babysitting
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Watergate Prosecutor Explains How Hot Cheetos Can Actually Be Dangerous
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Microsoft Officially Announces Time Has Come…To Get Rid Of Donald Trump Jr
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Ewan McGregor Says He's a Damn Cupcake!
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Very Bored Guy Tweets
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My Crotch Is on Sale
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I Was Speeding Because I Love Fast Food!
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Dodgeball With a Knife
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Russia Attached 12 Flamethrowers to a Therapist
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President Trump Claims FBI Does Not Exist
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Recent Scientific Study Concludes Running Is Actually "pretty TERRIFYING"
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"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
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PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
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Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion
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We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
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Bigfoot Porn Has Become Increasingly Dishonest
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Sorry, Wrong Person Stabbed
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4000 Year Old F**k Boi. Damn Fine
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Hillary Clinton Has Been Quietly Building a Gaming PC
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Sailor Moon vs. The Nazis
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Japanese Biologist Wins Nobel Prize as He Is Literally the Strongest Wizard
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DAMN! He Just Say Penis?
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Your Guide to Butt Stuff
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You Are a Marvel Among Mediocrity
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Teenager Collapses and Dies at 69
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Being Naked Is Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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J.K. Rowling Takes Us Inside Her Vagina
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Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
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I Want to Die
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Canada Is a Huge Hoax
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
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These Scientists Made This Thing