Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Here's Your First Sex Party
63	63 Vote	Adults Addicted to Disney's "Frozen" 3	3
141	141 Vote	If You Are Not a Boob
46	46 Vote	Quick Look at Boobs
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
1	1 Vote	Father Hires In-Game "Hitmen" to Deter Sexual Competition
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
4	4 Vote	Teen Hits Mom With Frying Pan for Refusing to Attend a MinecraftCon in Las Vegas?
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
494	494 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
136	136 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
2	2 Vote	How to Leave China
2	2 Vote	The 8-Bit Truth About America
299	299 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2