Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

lyra

Voted Headlines

752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
2	2 Vote	Physicists Demonstrate an Actual Medical Symptom
2	2 Vote	Jay Z Will Be Hideously Mutated Into an Auntyji?
52	52 Vote	LeBron James Bond 1	1
70	70 Vote	Here's a Pretty Awesome Boy With Two Dicks
11	11 Vote	10 Must-Haves for a Sexy Ghost Hunter
9	9 Vote	Woman With Many a Nice Booty
57	57 Vote	LeBron Has a Hookah Shaped Like an Ejaculating Penis?
121	121 Vote	College Bro Has Amazing Ass
62	62 Vote	Some People Say "Hi" to Each Other During Reproduction
30	30 Vote	This Cat Thinks About His Foot Fetish
27	27 Vote	13 Knees That Look Like Shit
77	77 Vote	These Ants Have a Threesome
27	27 Vote	My Daughter Shames Me Into Eating Moose Poop
36	36 Vote	What Do Luke and Han Know About Your Illness?
121	121 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Loses His Shit
7	7 Vote	NASA Wants to Rent a Family on Craigslist
27	27 Vote	Kitten Loses His Shit
190	190 Vote	Pictures of Our Heads in the Ass
79	79 Vote	He Died and His Reaction Is Totally Awesome
168	168 Vote	Something Amazing to Make You Shit Yo Fuckin Pants
85	85 Vote	Bro Takes Epic Selfie With Allen Iverson at Club and Has Life-Changing Threesome… JK They Drugged and Robbed Him
129	129 Vote	Can You Even Lift, Bro Asks
3	3 Vote	16 Reasons to Smoke More Weed
159	159 Vote	Ultimate Fried Chicken Oreos Not Real, Internet Still Excited
35	35 Vote	Kanye Is "Arrogant" for Thinking He Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
8	8 Vote	Happy Father's Day From a Robot Handjob? (GIF)
36	36 Vote	Puppy Tries to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
31	31 Vote	The 5 Weirdest Sex Toys for Childen
261	261 Vote	What the Hell Is an Asshole
6	6 Vote	Facebook Users Say the N Word Now?!
113	113 Vote	This Is Fapworthy and It's Intense
224	224 Vote	Bros Everywhere Are in Bed Together
94	94 Vote	Little Boy Run Over by Aliens
398	398 Vote	The Fucking Weather Channel
77	77 Vote	LeBron James Is GOING to Suck Ass
63	63 Vote	Stars We Lost in a Tampon Commercial
98	98 Vote	This Kid Took Apart a Microwave to Create Holes In...Time?
88	88 Vote	I Can't Stop Talking About Her Vagina