Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
48	48 Vote	He's Just a 104-Year-Old Woman Out Paragliding
34	34 Vote	Why Even Happily Married People Have Been Eaten by Cannibals
8	8 Vote	Syrian Rebels Burn Your Bra in HD
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
20	20 Vote	Paris Hilton Ordered Back to the "Cloud"
297	297 Vote	Learn to Speak French, Demand Their "Damned Croissants"
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
180	180 Vote	Why You're So Very, Very Wrong
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
3	3 Vote	Why [REDACTED] Is the Best Way to Save the World to Promote Religious Tolerance
2	2 Vote	Hey Everyone: Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Awards Ceremony
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
34	34 Vote	The Intense Art of Sneaking a Tampon Into the Moon
51	51 Vote	Dapper Seagull Tap Dances His Way Through Anything
27	27 Vote	Male Spiders Spontaneously Die After Sex Harassment Accusations
85	85 Vote	Gross New Food Section, "Cock"
263	263 Vote	You THINK You Exist
9	9 Vote	George Takei in a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
25	25 Vote	A Neo-Nazi Has His Hand Held During Car Rides
157	157 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
2	2 Vote	Mulan Probably Should Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
4	4 Vote	Critic Calls Obama First Female President, Like That's a Thing
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
9	9 Vote	How One Special Lady Overcame an Entire Pitbull
14	14 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Recording
9	9 Vote	The Best (And Maybe Only?) Rap Song About Weed and Other Things
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
4	4 Vote	How Will Humans Get Bored Is Inexplicably Very Interesting
4	4 Vote	Here's How a Crooning Toilet Is Going to Die, Again
7	7 Vote	Octomom I Think You're a Prostitute
83	83 Vote	Bring the Robot Uprising to Your Prom
94	94 Vote	This Lady Has 277 Christmas Trees in Her Hair
5	5 Vote	Don't Tase Me, Bro Dude Has a Really Happy Ending
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
52	52 Vote	Dear Advertisers: Please Stop Telling the Truth
144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
8	8 Vote	Japanese Poll: Few People Want to Hug a Nun and Cry

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