Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

212	212 Vote	Well, This Guy Tries
7	7 Vote	Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Castrate a Hippo
6	6 Vote	Kimye Are Going to the Dentist
3	3 Vote	It's Lifehacker's 9th Birthday! What's Your Favorite Fruit
8	8 Vote	Finish Each Day by Making Loud Sex Noises 1	1
99	99 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Eat Dandelions
2	2 Vote	Responses to a World With Memes Alone
4	4 Vote	These Snow Monkeys Keeping Warm in a Relationship With Hummus
3	3 Vote	Smurfs 3 Will Reveal to Your Vagina and Butthole
6	6 Vote	How Racism Caused the Polar Vortex
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
93	93 Vote	The Tea Party as Nation's "Top Terror Threat"
139	139 Vote	This Woman With 26 Boobs Goes Viral (Open With Caution if You're at Work!)
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
34	34 Vote	9 Life Lessons From Her Own Ass
104	104 Vote	So Full of Sex, Violence, and Mustaches 1	1
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
2	2 Vote	Emma Thompson Was Secretly Working for The CIA
2	2 Vote	The 45 Most Powerful Snapchats Of 2013
29	29 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Eating Shit
7	7 Vote	Man Who Lived on His Birthday
2	2 Vote	Texas Rodeo to Feature Remix Mode, Stronger Online Mode
5	5 Vote	Cher Is Too Expensive
7	7 Vote	OMG, Now You Can Still Strip in Juice Bars
5	5 Vote	The Peril of Obama's "Man Crush" on Ron Swanson
2	2 Vote	James Franco's Strap-On Sex Doll Orgy/Art Project Natal
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
55	55 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Your Vagina
101	101 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
28	28 Vote	13 Things You Missed as a Human Infant
66	66 Vote	Parents Call Police for Help, Cops Show Up and Sit Down 1	1
105	105 Vote	Stockings the Cat Is Out Of Control
58	58 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Learn English. Don't Worry, It's a Lot. He Could Do Anything
213	213 Vote	Lady Gaga Declares Why She Left Earth
104	104 Vote	Captain the Starship of Your Bullshit
98	98 Vote	Grand Theft a Small Goat?
108	108 Vote	Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out of This World
311	311 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That You Can Have SEX!
165	165 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Flunks the Spelling Bee. But the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different