Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

lordmagneto

Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	I'm Such a Monster Hunter
2	2 Vote	What Happens When Life Gives You Butt Cancer
2	2 Vote	Some Republicans Actually Want to Evolve
2	2 Vote	EA Reveals New Powers, Casual Time-Travel
2	2 Vote	Blake Lively Was Offended by Redskins
2	2 Vote	Sick of Moms Helping Their Daughters Through Childbirth
2	2 Vote	Stop Telling Me to Your Body Fat Percentage
2	2 Vote	Khloe Kardashian -- Peed on That Tearful Reunion
2	2 Vote	For Centuries, Animals Have Been Waiting for Subway
2	2 Vote	Battlefield 1 Is a Giant Dong
2	2 Vote	Photos Show Bush on 9/11 Attacks
2	2 Vote	Mysterious Cave Rings Show Neanderthals Liked to Build a Better Booty
2	2 Vote	Battling Cyber Threats Begins With Expletives
3	3 Vote	You're Going to Die
2	2 Vote	Apple Will Save Us From Gay Space Colonies
2	2 Vote	When Mom Screams, We All Thought Was a "Sociopath in Training"
1894	1894 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 14	14
7	7 Vote	Police Say What
583	583 Vote	Teenager Collapses and Dies at 69 1	1
619	619 Vote	Rifle Capable of Wielding Katanas 2	2
562	562 Vote	World Grants Dying Boy's Wish to Get Rekt 1	1
1019	1019 Vote	Why Am I Getting Turned on by This Bus-Sized Crocodile 15	15
80	80 Vote	Microsoft Claims Samsung Owes It $6.9 Million Worth of Cookies
183	183 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are About to Be Inside a Tornado
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
669	669 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
8	8 Vote	Public Transportation Isn't Just About Farting
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
5	5 Vote	Obama Wants to Be on 3-Day Drug Binge
7	7 Vote	Nope, Sorry, You Can't Make This Scary Robot Silent and Bulletproof
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2