Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

lordandrew

Voted Headlines

334	334 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Is Now Legal to Grow
132	132 Vote	Trump Unloads on James Mattis, Says He Has "Poopsie Pants"
4	4 Vote	Pope Says He's Worried About "Aquaman" Competing Against Mary Poppins Returns
9	9 Vote	Rachel McAdams: My Son Is Also Named Bort
6	6 Vote	Dracula Ant's Jaws Could Make Americans Turn to "Socialism"
9	9 Vote	Dwarf Planet Has Massive Stomach Tumor Removed After 13 Years
157	157 Vote	Robots Are Replacing Humans in Cemeteries 1	1
64	64 Vote	Girl, 3, With Chemical Burn in Shape of Downtown Brooklyn
9	9 Vote	Rescued Squirrel Becomes Part of "Master Race"
90	90 Vote	👉 He Was "Morally" Obliged to Give You a Merry Christmas You Bastards
81	81 Vote	5 Extremely Warm Down Jackets That Will Stop Crimes That Haven't Been Committed
46	46 Vote	Netflix Confesses to Watching an Anime
38	38 Vote	Rail Cars Fall From Sky Into Garden
68	68 Vote	How Frank Zappa Became the Unofficial Tooth Fairy
68	68 Vote	Stolen Picasso Painting Found in Background of NBA Trading Card
90	90 Vote	Polar Bear Tries to Teach Kids Finance
180	180 Vote	Ebola Returns as a Prank
6	6 Vote	Coitus, but Not Entirely Convincing
118	118 Vote	5-Year-Old Dies Tragically in Mom's Arms After Saying "I Love White People"
170	170 Vote	REMEMBER Marbles? They're Back, in a Bag
128	128 Vote	Tsunami Triggered by MEME
243	243 Vote	Tempted to Eat More Garbage
80	80 Vote	Barbie's Not the Only Vampire Politician
134	134 Vote	I Will Be the Worst Christmas Present
213	213 Vote	Hillary Clinton Still Getting DLC After Six Years
72	72 Vote	School Named Among World's Best Nude Beaches
90	90 Vote	Kellogg's Corn Flakes Leftovers to Be President
117	117 Vote	Russian Roulette With Your Kids How to Make Your Roommates Uncomfortable 1	1
361	361 Vote	Think Twice Before Putting Lemon Wedges in Your Eyes
56	56 Vote	Suspected Iranian Migrants Found on Asteroid
531	531 Vote	Twitter Has Finally Made It Worse
6	6 Vote	Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Are "Totally in Love" Despite Her New Boyfriend
69	69 Vote	Trump, Noted Garbage Enthusiast, Wants Kids to Kill Prey
222	222 Vote	This Is the 10th Anniversary of the Sun
326	326 Vote	Would Human Extinction Be a Good Idea 1	1
169	169 Vote	British Banknotes Must Feature an Ethnic Slur
89	89 Vote	Santa Is Here to Get Him Impeached
107	107 Vote	"Robosexuality" on Rise as Other Crime Declines: NYPD Dogs Are Being Blamed
160	160 Vote	Thats Not How Stairs Work Friend
56	56 Vote	Denver Man Crushed by the Beatles

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