Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

lordandrew

Voted Headlines

243	243 Vote	Google Explains How Many People I've Stabbed
73	73 Vote	David Tennant Joins the 2020 Race 1	1
173	173 Vote	Over 36,000 Pounds of Ground Beef in Every Garage? 1	1
36	36 Vote	Copenhagen Power Plant Eaten
145	145 Vote	Just Gonna Mess With Pakistan, Army Warns as Tensions Ease
56	56 Vote	Smoking Cannabis as Teenager Increases Risk of Malware
5	5 Vote	Are You Spending This Valentine's Day With the McRib
66	66 Vote	Disgruntled Pineapple Asks: Why Are We Eating Our Children?
8	8 Vote	Sepsis Is a Lifestyle Disease Largely Caused by Vampires
645	645 Vote	It's Almost Impossible to Function in Modern Society 1	1
137	137 Vote	Facebook to Invest $300 Million in Cocaine
219	219 Vote	Why Can't I Yell at My McFlurry
289	289 Vote	A First Look at Boobs 3	3
2	2 Vote	We Need Less Hate in This Love Boat
4	4 Vote	McDonald's Customer Threatened Employee With Shotgun for Not Airing All the Feels
87	87 Vote	Son Eats Edibles With His Hands on Fire Again
5	5 Vote	Charter Bus Full of Dogs in Amazing Costumes
3	3 Vote	Eugenics Is Alive and Well in America and in the Oscar Race for Best Adapted Screenplay
9	9 Vote	Netflix Tweets the Key to Cancer Cure 1	1
2	2 Vote	Medieval Fantasy RTS Bannermen Will Hold an Open Beta Test for Globalism
186	186 Vote	Trump Gets Roaring Applause for Vow America Will Suffer
5	5 Vote	Man Shot by an Officer in Apparent Game of Tetris
2	2 Vote	Apple's Security Expert Joined the Ranks of 2019's Hottest Shirtless Dudes
95	95 Vote	Ah, the Forehead Kiss: A True Sign of Respect
27	27 Vote	Bubsy Heads to El Paso 1	1
6	6 Vote	Women Tell Us Why They Prefer Porn With No Memory Worms
102	102 Vote	Girl, 20, Weds Zombie Doll Called Kelly and the IDF Responds With "Waves of Guided Missiles" 1	1
8	8 Vote	Gender Reveal Photos That Evoke Slavery Era
98	98 Vote	President Trump Able to "Eat" Cancer Cells
3	3 Vote	These Codes Will Unlock Cool Hidden Features on Your Fave Celebs?
175	175 Vote	Depression in Girls Linked to Higher Oil Prices
53	53 Vote	Hilary Duff Is Plagued by Swarm of Locusts
3	3 Vote	Study Reveals Three Quarters of People Who Served in the Dark Labyrinth
3	3 Vote	Nintendo to Open a McDonald's Franchise
6	6 Vote	Dem Nominee Might Be Sensible
3	3 Vote	NBC News With Fiery Accusations of Course They're Real Shutup
187	187 Vote	Muslim Congresswoman to Be a Pokémon Master
68	68 Vote	Scientists Racing to Make Judgments About Teenagers
157	157 Vote	What's Cuter Than Being a Terrorist
504	504 Vote	You... You Have to Die

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