Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

56	56 Vote	Feminism Is on Drugs
34	34 Vote	Young Chinese Are Getting Their Shit Together
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
113	113 Vote	This Is Fapworthy and It's Intense
38	38 Vote	Xbox Live to Blame for ObamaCare's Unpopularity 1	1
156	156 Vote	FBI: We'll Give You Cancer
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
51	51 Vote	Anthony Is One Delusional Bitch
5	5 Vote	She's Worked at McDonald's for 3 Minutes
6	6 Vote	Obama Taps New Joint Chiefs of Staff, Dies
78	78 Vote	Jedi Attack in Benghazi
6	6 Vote	Even Politicians Don't Know Yet About the Plant Kingdom
3	3 Vote	POTUS and FLOTUS Are Never Convicted Of… Hang On, What?
162	162 Vote	WOW: There's an App Which Will Quit Your Job For You
66	66 Vote	The "Masturbation Diet" Is Not a Crime
7	7 Vote	Let's Try Not to Suck
6	6 Vote	A Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Pets
9	9 Vote	Survey Says: Dudes Like Having a Boyfriend
58	58 Vote	Study: White Men Laughing
232	232 Vote	4Chan Declared War on Salad
16	16 Vote	Congrats, Republicans, You Just Ate McDonald's. Seriously
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
666	666 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4