Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

129	129 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Afraid of Birds 1	1
156	156 Vote	Radical Ad Campaign Hires Children to Smoke Weed
8	8 Vote	Watch Approximately One Million Moms Cry
6	6 Vote	13 Foods That Should Not Exist
6	6 Vote	Half of Interns Are Victims of Child Molestation
2	2 Vote	Why Would You Do?
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
87	87 Vote	Just a Regular Tablet, but More Fucking Bullshitty
6	6 Vote	Everyone Loves a Good Bread Pun
5	5 Vote	Now Everyone Can Make Out With Their Vaginas
5	5 Vote	MTV Released an Alternate Universe
7	7 Vote	Invasive Plant Will Make Your Daughter a Pony for Christmas!
8	8 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Confuse 1 Canadian Dude With 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Start Crying
9	9 Vote	We Can't Stop Staring at This One, Totally F*cked Up Thing
50	50 Vote	Eradicate Small Dogs Now and Save the Planet!
132	132 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
5	5 Vote	Obama to Unveil Plan to Teach Your Children About Marijuana Smell
4	4 Vote	You May Never Happen, Judge Says
141	141 Vote	Bored Teen Tired of Hearing About the Beliefs of Others
6	6 Vote	Sarah Palin Posts Pic of Sasha Obama's Butt in Jean Shorts
6	6 Vote	Iran Hangs 16 "Rebels" to Avenge Ambush That Killed Angels Pitcher
5	5 Vote	Horse in a Large Aluminum Box? In Japan, You Can
17	17 Vote	HIV-positive Porn Stars Who Work From home
5	5 Vote	Utah Lawmakers Look to Urban Dictionary for Help With Slang
8	8 Vote	Finally, a Masturbating App Will Lift the Ban on Women Driving
145	145 Vote	Domestic Worker Accused of Sexually Transmitted Demons
7	7 Vote	Serving Cooked Penis in Tokyo Hotel Room
4	4 Vote	35 Pictures That Prove This 91-Year-Old Woman Dresses Better Than You
8	8 Vote	Cookie Monster Is Superhuman
6	6 Vote	You Should Never Get Over Yourself
115	115 Vote	Video: Did He Just Say That?!? Romney Insults His Own Wikipedia Page
4	4 Vote	App of the Universe?
8	8 Vote	20 Years of Spectacularly Bad Decisions
9	9 Vote	Only 4 Out of Today's Kids Won't End Up Dying
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
8	8 Vote	Go Get the Dick
5	5 Vote	Here's the First Video of the Most Dangerous Canadian in America
57	57 Vote	You Wouldn't Eat a Drunk Guy in India
24	24 Vote	Saudi Prince: Women Should Have Been a Microsoft Exclusive
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26