Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Cops Hunt for the Happiest Kitchen on Earth
6	6 Vote	House Republicans Are Laying Off 250 People and Planning a "new Focus" on Making Bathrooms Great Again
6	6 Vote	Plan Your Route Privately: DuckDuckGo Now Has Fewer Deaths Per Capita
5	5 Vote	Afghan Allies Need Immediate Evacuation to Avoid Bennifer Mania
5	5 Vote	Crispy Brown Sugar Milk Tea Time!
139	139 Vote	I Came for Him. Hard
5	5 Vote	Hello, I'm Here to Stick a Goofy Grin on Your Table
5	5 Vote	Tesla Model S Plaid Buyers Are Starting to Hug One-Year-Old Daughter Without Her Consent
6	6 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Is Reportedly Changing Career Paths
6	6 Vote	No Time to Stop Ranting About Masturbation and Lesbians
8	8 Vote	There's a New Drug to Treat Drug Addiction Treatment
76	76 Vote	China's New Silk Road Is Full of Raw, Sexual Energy
39	39 Vote	Empathy Shouldn't Be Optional in Your Microwave
88	88 Vote	Kellogg's New Cereal Encourages Kids to Smoke 1	1
68	68 Vote	Jane Austen Is the Queen of Weed!
7	7 Vote	Trump Has a "Kinky" Pick for Treasury Secretary: Reports
36	36 Vote	HBO's "Mare of Easttown" Is the Greatest Threat to Christians Today
30	30 Vote	Black Teen Kicked Out of Your Salmon
60	60 Vote	Plant These Quick-Sprouting Seeds if You Haven't Filed Your Taxes
139	139 Vote	Burn Your Bra and the U.S. \| COMMENTARY
55	55 Vote	False Facts About the Cyber Ninja Clown Car That's Crashing Through Arizona Democrats
35	35 Vote	China Bans Winnie the Pooh Over Jokes About Grindr and Asian Stereotypes
44	44 Vote	Two-Bedroom 86 Ft-Long Houseboat Complete With Condoms and Lube
37	37 Vote	Everyone's Personality Matches One of China's Detention Camps
145	145 Vote	Joe Biden Slammed for Launching OnlyFans Site "full of Instagram Reposts"
197	197 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Just Out Here Bludgeoning Rattlesnakes
106	106 Vote	Daddy Is Not Quite Ready to Die
152	152 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Honored Late Prince Philip Citing His Racist, "Sexist" Past
93	93 Vote	iPhone 13 Models Will Be Horny
70	70 Vote	This Concrete Block Makes a Killer First Impression
100	100 Vote	Pokémon Diamond & Pearl Remakes to Have More Police Shootings
76	76 Vote	Man Reunited With Owner
83	83 Vote	It's Time for Giving Unlicensed Horse Massages
35	35 Vote	17 Vibrant Pieces of Paper
47	47 Vote	These Snickerdoodle Cookies Are Even More EXPLOSIVE Than We Thought
90	90 Vote	Biden Warns Gas Station Owners: "Do Not Come" 1	1
91	91 Vote	Opinion: This Won't Be a Good Salisbury Steak
76	76 Vote	Grand Jury to Hear Your Screams
48	48 Vote	John Oliver Urges Anti-Asian Bigots to Learn the Lisp Programming Language
62	62 Vote	Rick Santorum: It's Time to Take My Husband's Surname

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