Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

156	156 Vote	We Live in a Decade
134	134 Vote	The Master Perfumer That Smells Like Ass
111	111 Vote	Baby Sonic Is the Culprit in Most Vaping Deaths
55	55 Vote	Scientists Find a Comfortable Place to Puke
110	110 Vote	Police Therapy Dog Identified as Russian Spy, Report Says
261	261 Vote	A Weekly Dose of Homo
133	133 Vote	5 Soft Skills You Need to Feel Another's Man's Balls
73	73 Vote	Report: Trump Has One Christmas Wish: To Get That Nut Off
258	258 Vote	This Little Piggy Went to Hell
65	65 Vote	How to Cook Brisket Like a Pirate
55	55 Vote	Prisoners Are Being Overrun by Rats, Cats and Salami (A Suitable Snack)
62	62 Vote	Great White Shark Tries to Lick Public Urinal
52	52 Vote	Trump Says Europe Should Be Cooking With Kale
174	174 Vote	Literally No One, NO ONE Injured, Pentagon Says 1	1
225	225 Vote	Quick Look: Mario & Sonic at the Grocery Store
258	258 Vote	Man Set on Fire With Fire
170	170 Vote	Hey Millennials, Look Out for Centaurs
108	108 Vote	You Should Be Studying 1	1
6	6 Vote	John Legend Gets New Costume and Superhero Name
30	30 Vote	Illinois Democrat: Hearsay Can Be Defused With Jazz Hands!
456	456 Vote	Masturbate Furiously in the 2020s
48	48 Vote	Dignity Isn't Dead in Apparent Homicide
57	57 Vote	Glenn Beck: His Fingers Are on Sale
57	57 Vote	Bringing Booty Back to Poo
8	8 Vote	Google Pixel 4 Is Enrolling in University Next Month 1	1
73	73 Vote	Ilhan Omar Endorses Bernie to Fight Actual Monster
55	55 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Should Be Tried as Adult
3	3 Vote	Trump, Lifelong New Yorker, Declares Himself Independent Women!
104	104 Vote	Man Surprises Bikini-Loving Fiancée With a Machete Brawl
45	45 Vote	Palpatine Makes His Feelings Clear
38	38 Vote	Alabama Deputies Help a Massive Bear Escape From Jail Guards
6	6 Vote	Doom 64 Returns as Golden GLOBES Host
5	5 Vote	John Paul Jones Is Doing Dubstep Now!
25	25 Vote	Best Luxury Linens That Are Just Plain Nauseating
156	156 Vote	Donald Trump Is God's Practical Joke
167	167 Vote	Firefighters Honor Dog Who Never Actually Does Anything
139	139 Vote	Students Can't Name a Single Thing
6	6 Vote	Star Trek Discovery Actor Anthony Ramos on His Creative and Symbiotic Relationship With His Poodle, Frieda
78	78 Vote	Best Sex Toys to Give Your Friend After Her Death: "I Wish You Were Here"
280	280 Vote	Second Sonic the Hedgehog Killed

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