Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
76	76 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Own Doctor Who Episode?
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
27	27 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Service
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
102	102 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Ever Played Angry Birds? These Chickens Certainly Have
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
4	4 Vote	James Franco Has No 1st Amendment Right to Masturbate In Public
5	5 Vote	Could There Be Life on Television?
8	8 Vote	Miley: I Feel Like a Dolphin
7	7 Vote	Scrambled Eggs With a Vengeance (And Some Hate Sex)
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
3	3 Vote	This Is How You Can Actually Sing, as Told With Delicious Cheese Products
6	6 Vote	"Santa" Is Banned From Russia for Flag Desecration
116	116 Vote	Glenn Beck Threatens to Kill Ants With a Tank
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
355	355 Vote	Welcome to Hell for Pretty Much Your Life
9	9 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being Addicted to Drinking Petrol
136	136 Vote	President Obama Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
41	41 Vote	College Bro Picks Up a Frying Pan Like It's a Joint
144	144 Vote	Snoop Dogg and His Otter
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
95	95 Vote	Photographic Evidence That Humans Are Assholes
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
467	467 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6