Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

kragnar

Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church Can BLOW ME!
24	24 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Stoners
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
29	29 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Eating Shit
194	194 Vote	There Are Explosions and Stuff
182	182 Vote	Is Obama Really a Thing That Exists
33	33 Vote	This Kid Is Too fat
173	173 Vote	He Has Two Weeks to Live Forever
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
55	55 Vote	Our Favorite Mortician Pleads: Talk to Your Vagina
246	246 Vote	16 Reasons We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
237	237 Vote	7 Reasons Why White People Can't Be Trusted
101	101 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
2	2 Vote	Um, if Canada Said, No Thank You, That Probably Shouldn't
122	122 Vote	Doctor Who Knew
5	5 Vote	At First I Thought, Wow, That's Genius
6	6 Vote	Houston, We've Had a Fancy and Delicious New Year's Eve
2	2 Vote	This Is Just Like a Total Creep
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
121	121 Vote	Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm 1	1
111	111 Vote	Walmart Asks Its Workers to Fend for Themselves
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
218	218 Vote	Why Is the Future
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
2	2 Vote	NRA Celebrates the Gun Violence Debate
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
7	7 Vote	The Truth About Baby Carrots
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
7	7 Vote	She's Worked at McDonald's and Makes McEverything
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1