Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

90	90 Vote	You'll Never Be in the Future
2	2 Vote	Mac Miller Songs Have Us Pumped for a Grilled Cheese Sandwich Shop
4	4 Vote	PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS Pump
3	3 Vote	These Kids Interviewed on Fox News: "We're Gonna Fuck Shit Up!"
3	3 Vote	There's a Musical About Jesus +
2	2 Vote	Get Creative Stuff
9	9 Vote	One Woman's Journey Into Darkness for Bestiality
6	6 Vote	Chinese "Hot Mom" Competition Will Make You Delete "Candy Crush" From Your Phone or iPad
158	158 Vote	32 Pictures of My Couch
4	4 Vote	I, Barack Obama Turnout
157	157 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
139	139 Vote	Sex Is Like Finding a Unicorn
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
2	2 Vote	13 Things You Probably Actually Are
91	91 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
5	5 Vote	Dalmatian Puppies Plus Peanut Butter for Every Meal
6	6 Vote	My Vagina Was a Fan
7	7 Vote	Oh My God, Stop With All the Difference Between Emoticons and Emotion
8	8 Vote	The Real Life Is Ten Times Worse?
118	118 Vote	New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose 1	1
5	5 Vote	Holiday Gift Guide: What to Do With Marijuana
235	235 Vote	Are You a Refrigerator
156	156 Vote	Hey Kid, Wanna Buy a Bra
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
128	128 Vote	Chris Brown Sentenced to Life on Earth
7	7 Vote	Tidbits for the Health-Conscious Lazy Ass
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
737	737 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
4	4 Vote	7 Types of Men That Should Exist
6	6 Vote	The Tear-Jerking Story of a 30-Year-Old Wife Crying Like a Normal Human Being Again
42	42 Vote	How-To Guide for Talking Shit
6	6 Vote	Chill Bro Reacts to News of Her Pubes
8	8 Vote	Forecasters Look Back at Former Staff: "Those Assholes Stole Shit"
14	14 Vote	15 Animals Who Celebrate "Thirsty Thursday"
20	20 Vote	What Happens When You Drop a Beat at My Desk
63	63 Vote	Can Science Really Make Us Sad?
2	2 Vote	20 Reasons Why You're Fat Kid
2	2 Vote	A White Man Killing a Lion
4	4 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbians