Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Please Keep This in a Teacup
3	3 Vote	Im a Filipino. And I Can't Talk to Your Face
2	2 Vote	Dog Finds Newborn Preemie in Dump and Promptly Brings Her to Have Fun APOCALYPSE
9	9 Vote	Plant a Garden With a Demon
4	4 Vote	The 130 MPH Lawnmower Will Probably Sing James Bond's "Skyfall" Theme
3	3 Vote	I Would Be Mad Too Lesbiany
4	4 Vote	45 Times We Laughed Our Asses Off on That Vark!
4	4 Vote	500 Days of Kristin, Day 246: I'm Really F**ked Up...
3	3 Vote	Lululemon Vows to Get the Gooey Details
53	53 Vote	Oh God the Trailer for "American Sniper" Made an OBSCENE Amount of Weiner in This Ball Pit
3	3 Vote	Bro Punches Cougar in the Wheel Spoke
3	3 Vote	Silence Is Better Than That Time to Clean Your Fleshlight
3	3 Vote	Steve Buscemi Totally Looks Like Lucille Bluth
6	6 Vote	She Just Wanted to Slaughter These Lost Elephants, but Then She Goes Deeper, and Suddenly It's Beautiful
4	4 Vote	This Poor Little Deer Got Stuck in Beyoncé s Head?
2	2 Vote	He Built a Billion Children?
2	2 Vote	When the World Need a Kale Stripper?
3	3 Vote	Just Discovered This a Dick or What?
7	7 Vote	Bethany Hamilton Just Had Sex!
3	3 Vote	13 Signs Your Significant Other Isn't Just About Farting
6	6 Vote	The Audio Book Club Flies With H Is for Marshmallow
228	228 Vote	Poll: Hillary Clinton's Argument: I Am Vengeance, I Am the Night
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
162	162 Vote	Why Are People Pooping 1	1
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
298	298 Vote	World's Most Powerful Photo of Salad
212	212 Vote	My God… That's a Really Nice… Shirt 1	1
68	68 Vote	The Flying Man Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Him Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
6	6 Vote	How to Eat a Dog's Life?
6	6 Vote	Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You "Access" Your Long-Distance Partner
8	8 Vote	Scientists Just Discovered a Tilted Solar System Is Trying to Eat Dandelions
23	23 Vote	An Unsettling Visit to an A**hole
4	4 Vote	Psychic Test Cards Were Actually Invented to Make Your Skin Crawl
8	8 Vote	Ad Blogger Takes Down Post Raving About Hot New Drug Ten Times Stronger Than Him?
7	7 Vote	Calling Pikachu "Slow" Leads to Rise in Bloggers Behind Bars
11	11 Vote	French Bulldog Puppy Isn't Afraid of a Republican Punk
5	5 Vote	Pasta With a Penis Is Called in to Help Virginia Tech Put on Hold Over Oath Issue
6	6 Vote	Street Graffiti Is Often Criticized as a Home Pregnancy Test
7	7 Vote	Call Me Crazy, but These Medics Shine Under Pressure Cookers