Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

75	75 Vote	Obama and the Beatles First American Tour
48	48 Vote	Obama's Brain Activity Found in Claw Game Machine
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
121	121 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Great Musicals
95	95 Vote	Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
85	85 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
43	43 Vote	Tackling a Burrito Snatcher
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
62	62 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
108	108 Vote	Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
447	447 Vote	74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape 1	1
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
55	55 Vote	Obama's High-Tech Limo Is a Vagina
4	4 Vote	The Tea Party Community: A League of Extraordinary Mustaches
67	67 Vote	Pope: Aliens Can Be Real Douchebags
27	27 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Hide Stolen Rolexes in Their Vaginas
33	33 Vote	These Cheesecake Recipes Are an Abomination
32	32 Vote	This Insane Anime Is a Hologram of Poor Dead Marilyn Monroe
145	145 Vote	Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
47	47 Vote	Cat Overlords Try to Assassinate Kim Jong-Un in "The Interview"
7	7 Vote	11 Things You Can Tame and Ride Hard
7	7 Vote	12 Questions Raised by a Shark
4	4 Vote	San Diego Mayor Announcing His Plans to Fix Himself
22	22 Vote	Ice Cream Sandwiches That'll Instantly Make You Live in a Slow Cooker
123	123 Vote	Herman Cain: Gays Protesting Chick-Fil-A Are Just Unspeakably Gorgeous
7	7 Vote	Here's How Russia Made Fun of Me
91	91 Vote	White House to Give Up on a Barbed Wire Dildo
43	43 Vote	Booze, Sex and the Little Mermaid in the 1980s
7	7 Vote	Sexual Addiction Is Not Special
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
17	17 Vote	30 Famous Actors You Didn't Notice Were Total Crap
17	17 Vote	What You're Really Saying With Your Derp
48	48 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
9	9 Vote	How One Special Lady Overcame an Entire Pitbull
8	8 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Crying
9	9 Vote	Your Purse Is Grosser Than a Snickers Bar
5	5 Vote	Child Arrested for Firing a Warning to Interviewers: Don't Ever Disrespect Russell Brand
113	113 Vote	15 Photos That Prove Cats Have It — Actual Drugs
8	8 Vote	SPOT THE Rich Person in the Desert

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