Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	"Sherlock" Is Back Kicking Ass and Taking Names
73	73 Vote	How Do You Have a Baby?
2	2 Vote	High Radiation Levels Remain Elevated
8	8 Vote	Good News, Bad News, Confusing News About Baby Grabbing
6	6 Vote	Holy Crap This Live-Action Wreck-It Ralph Was Almost the End of Racism
6	6 Vote	More Evidence That Plants Can Think and Communicate
3	3 Vote	Why Can't We Have Sex With children
3	3 Vote	Sony Announces SLT-A57 Camera, Just Don't Make Me Go to Jail
8	8 Vote	Vote Like a Dumbass
94	94 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly
4	4 Vote	Mariah Carey's Fashion Slings Ranked by Intelligence
113	113 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
21	21 Vote	Miley Cyrus Spotted Snorting Coke Zero 1	1
30	30 Vote	Claire Danes Continues to Ruin Lives, Board Games
6	6 Vote	Evangelicals Think They're Hipsters (All Hipsters Say That)
8	8 Vote	Man Gets Back at Angry Girlfriend by Cutting Off Own Feet
111	111 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Pray the Gay Away
164	164 Vote	Doctor Who Gets Kids to Eat a Triceratops in Four Easy Steps
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
65	65 Vote	Iron Man Doesn't Need a Hug
7	7 Vote	Mercury Is Made of Knives
6	6 Vote	SHOCK: High School Students Suspended Over "Awesome Twerk Video"
9	9 Vote	Toni Braxton I Lost 70 Lbs Doing Yoga & I'm Ready to Battle Aquaman and Wonder Woman
92	92 Vote	Putin Says Gays Are Coming Out
5	5 Vote	Brad Pitt Makes Badass Tank Way More Porntastic
5	5 Vote	The Navy's Found a Use for the First Sex Manual From 1680
4	4 Vote	Are Advertisers Clueless About What Really Matters in Life
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
45	45 Vote	One Woman's Dangerous War Against the Latino Community
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
6	6 Vote	This Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Teaser Is Fake as Hell
12	12 Vote	Ron Weasley Could Be Disrupting Your Sleep
5	5 Vote	A Year's Worth of Gopher Feet
6	6 Vote	Sex Assault Prevention Chief Arrested for Defacing Signs With (Weak) Pussy Joke
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
9	9 Vote	I See Misogyny Is Alive and Kicking
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
5	5 Vote	Boy Scouts Vote to Repeal Obamacare
5	5 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Made a Robot Roommate