Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Snakes on the Sun?
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
248	248 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult
48	48 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
46	46 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Rule
4	4 Vote	Bryan Singer Officially Directing X-Men: Days of Violence, Over 800 dead
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
46	46 Vote	Jewish Security Patrol to Protect Its Delicate Waffles
132	132 Vote	Benedict: God Told Me to F*ck Myself
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
6	6 Vote	The Tattoo That Misogynist Jerks Think Every Girl Has on Her Shoulder
7	7 Vote	Obama's New Pledge to Send 80,000 People to Complain About "Reverse Racism"
8	8 Vote	Man Found Shot to Death by One Really Hot Jewish Guy
237	237 Vote	My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
23	23 Vote	DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
119	119 Vote	How to Roll Out the Welcome Wagon for Your Clitoris
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
5	5 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Insanely Futuristic
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
175	175 Vote	Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
2	2 Vote	Viceboy Dos and Don'ts of Cosplaying While Black
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds

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