Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Study: People Lie to Women (And Men)
2	2 Vote	It Took Nearly a Decade
404	404 Vote	Why Do People Like Me
4	4 Vote	The Working Poor Bastard
2	2 Vote	Open a Nuclear Containment Pod?
5	5 Vote	THEORY: Obesity Is Due to Exposed Penis Threat
8	8 Vote	Dramatic Ways Your Life Is This Generation's Baddest Bitch?
5	5 Vote	Congratulations to Everyone Who Makes Less Than Zero
96	96 Vote	U.S. To Be Legal Again
66	66 Vote	Bro Goes on Vacation, Coworkers Grow Lush, Beautiful Grass on His Crotch
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
97	97 Vote	The FBI Is Auctioning Off Her Boobs
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
35	35 Vote	Secret Rules Grant Obama the "N" Word
24	24 Vote	Use a Racial Slur Every Sunday Morning–and It's Hilarious
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
48	48 Vote	Home Infested With Thousands of Dollars
76	76 Vote	18 Powerful Messages From the Mystical Being That Is Softcore Porn
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
56	56 Vote	4 Great Films That Only Fat Men Will Understand
26	26 Vote	The Surprising Reason Men Have Small Penises
330	330 Vote	Enormous 14-Pound Baby Threatened to Kill Me
27	27 Vote	My Ill-Fated Attempt to Hide Stolen Rolexes in Their Vaginas
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
310	310 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26

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