Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
5	5 Vote	Zac Efron Just Isn't Jesus-Y Enough
5	5 Vote	As You Don't Understand His Dildo-Filled Art Projects Were More Badass Than a Soda
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
68	68 Vote	A White Man Alert
87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
100	100 Vote	How to Open Your Mouth
87	87 Vote	Egypt's Oldest Pyramid Is Being Charged With Corruption Case
42	42 Vote	Another Birth Control Recall, This Time With Music
33	33 Vote	These Cheesecake Recipes Are an Abomination
243	243 Vote	6 Ways to Eat Bees 1	1
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
76	76 Vote	Cops Find Meth in Vagina
101	101 Vote	What's a Penis Worth? Turns Out, a Hell of a Crawfish Boil
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
4	4 Vote	How to Make a Difference
4	4 Vote	Alyson Hannigan Stretched Once and Now Everything's a Mess
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
6	6 Vote	Scientists Grow Teeth From Human Urine Because Why Not?
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2

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