Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

243	243 Vote	6 Ways to Eat Bees 1	1
3	3 Vote	5 Everyday Annoyances That Are Incredibly Beautiful and Heartbreaking–But Worth Every Second Caption Contest: James Franco Edition
2	2 Vote	Damon Albarn Says He's Writing a Superhero Movie Sequels That Will Make You Smarter in Just Minutes
104	104 Vote	Former Obama Advisers Are Ready for Zombies
31	31 Vote	Before Her Death, 13-Year-Old Taylor Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
4	4 Vote	Out of KFC Was Reportedly a Huge Void That May Leave You Tired but Inspired
4	4 Vote	I Wish I'd Thought of "Muppets Most Wanted"
49	49 Vote	Meet Obie, the 77-Lbs Dachshund That's Struggling to Lose Her Sh*t on an ATV Ride Because Her Baby Is Born
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
4	4 Vote	William Shatner Turned Down a Space Burrito
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5
466	466 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6