Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	"Mostly White" Diners Line Up to Make Foods Shaped Like Penises
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
9	9 Vote	The Founding Fathers Had to Die
69	69 Vote	Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
96	96 Vote	Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
56	56 Vote	Why I'm Growing Out of Your Vag
139	139 Vote	All Dogs Go to Jail
125	125 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
7	7 Vote	Marilyn Monroe Might Have Created a Penis-Numbing Spray
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
8	8 Vote	Museum Can't Explain What "Nonconsensual Sex" Means
7	7 Vote	Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Us Look Like ****
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
7	7 Vote	Everyone Wants to Control the Weather
6	6 Vote	40 Children's Toys That Never Stop Being Awkward
6	6 Vote	Why Three Wheeled Cars Could Be Better Than Morphine
35	35 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Combat Gear to Visit North Korea 1	1
36	36 Vote	Moldova Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant
7	7 Vote	Study Shows That Times Have Changed
136	136 Vote	Don't Blame Everything on Dungeons & Dragons Again
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
18	18 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
13	13 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
8	8 Vote	Snoop Dogg Coming to Broadway
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
73	73 Vote	Grieving Military Families Denied Benefits Due to Twerking, Bears
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
53	53 Vote	Fukushima Reactors Did Not End Well
30	30 Vote	Zac Efron's Butt Is Way Better Than Ours
25	25 Vote	Today a 500lb Tortoise Tried to Burgle Me!
121	121 Vote	Plants vs. Zombies vs. Strippers: The Camp Classic That Wasn't
4	4 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Just Prevented Waterborne Illness