Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

120	120 Vote	Generation Z Should Give Up Striving to Be Alive
39	39 Vote	Skiing Jesus Makes the Most Majestic Murderer
3	3 Vote	What Is a Circumcised Penis and Why You Didn't Get Your Package
157	157 Vote	Apple to Launch Nuclear Strike
94	94 Vote	Yes, You Can Map Out an Existential Crisis
24	24 Vote	67-Year-Old Dad Falls Off His New Rumored GF! 1	1
44	44 Vote	Boba Fett Will Appear in "Black Panther 2"
3	3 Vote	Whales Used to Measure Methane Emissions
2	2 Vote	Castlevania to End Feud Over Syria Strikes: Trump Is Crapping All Over Again
2	2 Vote	How I Feel Ya, Booby
84	84 Vote	There Might Be Far Worse Than Gary
38	38 Vote	Trump Promises to End Badly With Civil War
2	2 Vote	Trump Publicly Admits That He Killed Man, 48, in a Billion Bad Oyster at Florida Restaurant
74	74 Vote	Newborn Twins Named Corona and Covid Conspiracy
16	16 Vote	Authorities Believe Body Found Near the Moon's South Pole
2	2 Vote	George R.R. Martin Is Sick of Telling You When He Helped an Elderly Lady Take Down a Gang and Lower the Crime Rate
4	4 Vote	12 Charming Corgis That Are Worse Than Gary Busey
4	4 Vote	The Orioles Are Not Related to These Spikey, Wrinkly Anus-Less Sacks
40	40 Vote	Endangered Sea Turtles Found on Mars
62	62 Vote	Fears Over China's Access to Mario's Mushrooms?
46	46 Vote	Royal Bombshell: Queen Elizabeth Being Encouraged to Strip Naked After Meeting Woman on Dating App, SC Cops Say
86	86 Vote	This Guy Is Going to Invade Spain by Boat, Kind of Hilarious
83	83 Vote	Rodents Are Spotted on Ben Shapiro
70	70 Vote	A Nuclear War Between the Furries and the Fantastic Four Means Star Trek
107	107 Vote	Nearly 70% of Pubs Do Not Provide Abortions
64	64 Vote	Maybe You Need to Be Eating Lead
44	44 Vote	Help! My Friends Don't Think I'm Racist
59	59 Vote	Red Hot Chili Peppers to Perform Abortions
138	138 Vote	President to Cancel Student Loan Cancellation
78	78 Vote	My Parents Keep Giving Me Money Because They Think I'm Racist
34	34 Vote	Tom Holland and Zendaya Were Spotted Holding Hands and Feet
59	59 Vote	Killer, 17, Jailed for Life in the Mushroom Kingdom
113	113 Vote	Pfizer Steps Up Airstrikes
170	170 Vote	The Increasingly Dangerous Variants of the Billionaire 1	1
46	46 Vote	Monstrous Black Hole to Suck Up Massive Amounts of Poop
46	46 Vote	Salt and Pepper Spray
3	3 Vote	R. Kelly Had Sex With a New Foe: Economics
56	56 Vote	Think Outside the Pants?
688	688 Vote	Yes, You Can Eat Anyone
209	209 Vote	Tesla's Elon Musk Dismissed as "Expensive" and Unnecessary 1	1

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