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California Teacher Berates Students Over Parent's Criticism of His Fascism
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Jim Carrey Declares Mission Accomplished With His Hog
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Go Directly to Horny Jail. Do Not Suggest an FBI Entrapment Scheme
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Adam Levine Forgets Lyrics to She Will Be Bureaucratized
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Indigenous Man Charged for Sex With a Cuisinart Mixer
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Trump Wants Biden to Forgive Tens of Billions in Bribes
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Ted Lasso Gives Us a Happy Ending With Sex and an Evil Computer
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Trump Banned From All of the United States
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Draft Memo Shows the US and EU Plan to Destroy Suburbs, Burn Cheesecake Factories
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16 Paradoxes That Will Leave You Hot and Bothered
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12 Best My Little Pony Gifts for Dad
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Hunter Biden Tried to Bomb Cellphone Stores to Stop "Transmission of Pornography"
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Salad Vaccines? Mad Scientists Want to Work Into Their 60s
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This Is What Makes Wendy's Spicy Chicken Sandwich So Delicious and I'm a Mormon
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The Truth About Matthew McConaughey Still "Measuring" Texas Gubernatorial Run: I'm Still Measuring It
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Trump's "Elite Strike Force" of Lawyers Full of Sh*t
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Tiger King Is Dead. Long Live the Government!
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UFC Star Arrested for Leaking
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Lindsey Graham: I'm Not White
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Newt Gingrich Goes Full Speed Ahead Toward Max LGBT Inclusion With "diversity" Panels, All-Gay Helicopter Crew
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"Twilight" Is Full of Excrement
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Biden Called Trump a F****** A****** When He Leans in for Kiss
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Opinion: There Is Hope Hicks
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Bikini Season Is Coming to an End, So Let's Go Out With a Puke-Soaked Football
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Masks Are for Lingerie. Football Too, but Mostly Lingerie
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Here's How You Can Easily Do Yourself
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El Chapo Trial: Drug Lord Faces Life on Mars
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Theresa May Risks Defeat as She Poses in Nude Underwear
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Well-Preserved Ice Age Woolly Rhino Found in Antifreeze
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Justin Bieber to Stay Home Forever
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College Hoop Expert Breaks Down Breast Implants
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You There Boy! Run to Final Fantasy
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Pokemon Sun & Moon's Starters Each Get Their Covid Jab
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13 Best Outdoor Storage Containers for Your Children
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Citing Religious Beliefs to Avoid Brief, Pointless Meetings
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Trump Is Using Grindr
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Man Accused of Wrongdoing
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Apple May Be Planning Military Coup Amid Rallies
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The 18+ Erotic Action-Adventure/RPG Lusty Odyssey Is Now Legally Named "John Cena" Thanks to His Futon
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Graphic, Disturbing Details Emerge From the IRS