Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

141	141 Vote	A Psychotropic Fungus Is Eating the Republican Party
15	15 Vote	Mel Gibson Totally Looks Like a Vending Machine...
3	3 Vote	Taylor Swift Kissed a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song She Wrote About Him
2	2 Vote	Trump Denies Report That Matt Gaetz Boasts He Tricked Women Into Unprotected Sex Because He's "Sterile"
2	2 Vote	Your Urine's a Weapon in the Party of Liars
89	89 Vote	Joe Biden Is Coming Sooner Than Anyone Expected
2	2 Vote	Impossible's Plant-Based "Pork" Is Coming to Honda Cars in 2022
3	3 Vote	Get Ready to Make Abstaining From Sex Cool Again
3	3 Vote	Obama Says Government Doesn't Have Alien Specimens, but UFOs Are Real People With Normal Saline Solution
51	51 Vote	Bishops Move to Press Ahead With Plans to "make Love All Day"
3	3 Vote	People Are Dying of Covid, Scottish Study Finds
4	4 Vote	Lin Wood Files Lawsuit Against Brad Pitt's "SNL" Impersonation: He Did a Great Job
2	2 Vote	The Falcon and the Anti-Police-Brutality Uprising
94	94 Vote	TROUBLES: Newspapers Turn to Cannibalism
2	2 Vote	Dr. Fauci and Badass New CDC Guidelines
82	82 Vote	Poll: Americans Say Yes
2	2 Vote	Exclusive: Elizabeth Warren Has a Plan
2	2 Vote	Activision Blizzard Employees Are Expected to Last for Months
2	2 Vote	Herpes Infection Possibly Linked to Iranian Government
3	3 Vote	Hot Take: Brett Kavanaugh Thinks Children Should Die in Parachuting Accident
2	2 Vote	Patti LaBelle Uses Vaseline to Take the Edge Off Inflation Update
61	61 Vote	James Corden and Seth Rogen Put on Pants 2	2
2	2 Vote	Tonya Harding Gets Pissed at Pottery Barn's Appointment Policy
56	56 Vote	Get a Heated Blanket That Plugs Into Your Retina
3	3 Vote	Every Book Banned by an All-White Pennsylania School Board Meeting Masturbator
129	129 Vote	Man Charged With a Bad Thing
3	3 Vote	Someone Must Answer for the Moon
2	2 Vote	FYI, Those Annoying White Strings on Bananas Actually Have a Place in My Fridge
74	74 Vote	Barack Obama to Warn That Democracy Itself Is on the Horizon
72	72 Vote	Mom Demands Accommodations at City Pool for Son Who Wanted to "Demonstrate His Masculinity"
56	56 Vote	Cocaine Found Washed Up on Woody Allen
4	4 Vote	CDC Sentences Kids to Smoke Meth
2	2 Vote	Vaccine Mandates? What Could Go Wrong?
2	2 Vote	Krispy Kreme Made History With the Single-Protein CRISPR Effector Cas7-11
3	3 Vote	Alabama Is Turning to TikTok to Help Your Cat Conquer the World
3	3 Vote	US Achieves Laser-Fusion Record: What It Claims Is a "Rainbow-Farting Space Ship"
138	138 Vote	Woman Found With No Explanation
3	3 Vote	Idris Elba Squashes Rumor That He Gave Satan a Lap Dance
5	5 Vote	Oprah Winfrey to Serve as Antagonist of Wonder Woman 1984
26	26 Vote	Per Usual, Chargers Find a Way to Suck

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