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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	What Is Sacred Music? Historically It's a "Noble Lie" to Cheat Corporations (Old News)
7	7 Vote	16 Signs You Were A Kid
3	3 Vote	Dwarf-Tossing, Long Banned, May Return as Time Expires
5	5 Vote	Can Soldiers Be Victims of the Justice League
2	2 Vote	Nobels 2013: Chemistry Prize Goes to Sleep
69	69 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Goat
2	2 Vote	A Penis Primer: 9 Fascinating Phallus Facts of Jackals, Bigfoot and "Cavemen"
239	239 Vote	Why You Can't Worship Hello Kitty Anymore 1	1
3	3 Vote	Fancy Rich Folk Prefer to Avoid Chinatown, U.S.A
3	3 Vote	America Not Truly a Religious Country Singer
4	4 Vote	17 Signs You're Not Gonna Believe This
170	170 Vote	5th Victim of World's Fastest Guitarist
9	9 Vote	10 Reasons You Should Never Write Action Scenes for Your Lady-Bits
5	5 Vote	Your Lab-Grown Penis Is a Thing
47	47 Vote	Why Don't More Moms Talk to Their Feet
6	6 Vote	It Can't Rain All the Bitches
7	7 Vote	The Eerie Footage of a Chick's Ass in Yoga Pants
5	5 Vote	Science Finally Gives Us a False Sense of Accomplishment
3	3 Vote	Taliban Offers to Trade Vasectomy for NFL Playoff Tickets
5	5 Vote	"Shipping Wars" Star Dead After School Puts Son on Honor Roll
7	7 Vote	32 People Who Need Abortions
9	9 Vote	Grumpy Cat Signs Movie Deal, Will Be the Official Quicksilver of Avengers 2 GIFs
21	21 Vote	In Utah Desert, Scientists Attempt to Spell Krzyzewski, Fail Miserably
83	83 Vote	Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
5	5 Vote	How Leftists Are Killing the World's Most F*ckable Celebrity
7	7 Vote	Most Dads Try to Stay Alive
89	89 Vote	It Takes Ikea Five Years to Design a Cool-Ass Alien Spaceship?
5	5 Vote	When, Exactly, Will We Eat?
73	73 Vote	Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be a Very Disengaged President. I'm Not Kidding.
8	8 Vote	The Doctor Has Spent Decades Dressing Up Pets
6	6 Vote	An Order to Stop Being Awkward
58	58 Vote	Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Chain-Link Fences
3	3 Vote	Amateurs Join Pentagon in Searching for Wild Relatives
6	6 Vote	Mom With a Moldy Shaft
38	38 Vote	An Easy Trick to Convince People That You're Magneto
47	47 Vote	The Unnecessarily Censored Version of Mr. Potato Head
20	20 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Her Barbie Whorehouse
92	92 Vote	Robocop Begins a Kickstarter for Porn Because Duh, of Course
39	39 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
5	5 Vote	Sharks Kill 5 People Per Year. We Kill Without Caring