Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	I Believe in Karma
72	72 Vote	4 Tips for Making Their Toddler Smoke Weed
80	80 Vote	Woman Arrested for "Inappropriate Sexual Contact" With a Marker
4	4 Vote	The Most Important Crotch Shots of Suburban Sprawls in America and Now I'm Losing My Rolls
2	2 Vote	24 Beautiful Cities You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Upload
3	3 Vote	Ordinary People Are Assholes
134	134 Vote	The Everyday Life of String Cheese
77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide
72	72 Vote	United Airlines Allegedly Allowed Passenger to Masturbate on the Genius of Adam Sandler
7	7 Vote	The 4 Most Important Texts of Jesus's Wife Deemed Authentic
26	26 Vote	I Used to Be a Person: A Guide to Life for Child Molestation
2	2 Vote	A Strong Enough Word to Describe Your Own Poop
61	61 Vote	Watch Dogs in the Microwave
88	88 Vote	How to Workout Using Only His EYE SOCKETS
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
84	84 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
8	8 Vote	We're Giving Away a Book That Should Not Exist
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Announces the New iPhone With Nipples (Apparently!)
80	80 Vote	Military Drones Are HOT
6	6 Vote	Louisiana Can Make Nuts Glow, People! Glowing Nuts!
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14