Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Nintendo's Efforts to Explain Why Gamers "Love" Company Executives
3	3 Vote	What Makes People Hate You?
4	4 Vote	33 Signs You're Obsessed With Donating Blood
5	5 Vote	Science Has Been "Profoundly Successful"
117	117 Vote	Minecraft for Xbox Live Is More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
7	7 Vote	Women Are "Admired" but Still Unattainable
76	76 Vote	Handful of Kanye's Butt Plugs
459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
23	23 Vote	DNA Proves Blonde Dublin Girl Is Slut
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
253	253 Vote	Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
9	9 Vote	Katy Perry Is Basically Wet Garbage Without an Afternoon Nap
136	136 Vote	We Have Two Arms and Two Legs 1	1
113	113 Vote	Law Doesn't Make Sense
4	4 Vote	Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain Cell
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
144	144 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Classroom After Using Heroin
4	4 Vote	How to Make Sure People Are Losing Their Shit Together
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10