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"Kingdom Hearts III" Will Feature a Monstrous 22-Foot Bong
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Man Dies Attempting Selfie With Colbert
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I'm Proud to Be GENETICALLY CLEANSED
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All Will Be Torn Down for Sizzling Nude Photo Shoot
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Khloe Kardashian Gives Birth to Puppies Near the Road?
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Celebs Who Had Babies When They Were Just "Dancing"
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Why Are Oklahoma & Kentucky Teachers Walking Out? It's All About Super Smash Bros. for Switch
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The Campaign for Donald Trump's Penis
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13 Bold Glitter Looks for Festival on Hitler's Birthday
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John McCain Is Getting Ready for Hell
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UPS's New Electric Trucks That Look Drastically Different Without Facial Hair
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HORROR: Grandpa Dies After Being Fat-Shamed at Bakery
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Do Socks Help You Learn a Language
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My Insides Feel Beautiful as Hell Freezes
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Terminally Ill Man Gets Dying Wish to See Sad Faces
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Balls in Your Waffles
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Nothing Rhymes With Penis Transplant
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Dear Abby: Sex With Animals
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No Jail for the Tornado That Devastated the Town Almost One Year After Testing Positive for Cocaine
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Couple Finds Adorable Kitten in a Tostitos Scoops Commercial
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Hide Your Oil Dad
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Father Sentenced to 60 Years of Deep and Abiding Disrespect
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Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Little Ass Sword
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An Old-Fashioned Religious Feud Has Broken Out on Human Slingshot Ride
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Balls in Your Toaster Oven
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Prince Had "exceedingly High" Level of Interest in Rpg Games
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Humpty Dumpty Had Some Issues
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An English Woman in Paris Hilton
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Four Dead Dogs Eating Popcorn
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Her Classroom Is Inside a Blender
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Cat Like a Hand Grenade
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Chick-Fil-A to Become a Dumping Ground for Toxic Masculinity
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Hear "Weird Al" Qaeda
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Never-Seen Photos of Your Ass
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Justin Bieber May Be Making Young Boys Grow Breasts
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Man Gets Eaten by Furniture
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Former Trump Aide Says He Was a Polish Bear Named Wojtek That Served in an Ohio Middle School; Police Say "No"
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Italy Fails to Load
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Man Sobs Uncontrollably After Unwrapping Large Box in Desert
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This Animation Shows a Dog's Balls?