Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

79	79 Vote	A Match Made in the Basement
2	2 Vote	The Best Way to Die
82	82 Vote	Breathtakingly Beautiful Baby Names Inspired by Aliens
2	2 Vote	NOT-SO-SHOCKING REVELATION: The Clinton Impeachment Looms
77	77 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Says "I Feel Pretty"
2	2 Vote	Guuuuurrrrl, I Look GOOD in "Certain Areas" but Horrible on Transgender Issues
76	76 Vote	Berlin Half-Marathon Attack Plot Foiled, 6 Detained, Officials Say "AAAAHHHH"
103	103 Vote	Manhunt for Minnesota Woman Accused of Running for Congress
91	91 Vote	Home Office Demands Proof Royal Baby Was Born With Super Powers
4	4 Vote	How to De-Stress Your Morning in Under 8 Hours
128	128 Vote	Atheist Organization Calls for Jihad
93	93 Vote	11 Great Places to Live Out Final Days
54	54 Vote	I Dunno Bro, Life's Mysterious Like That Pee Pee Tape?
85	85 Vote	Having an Windmill in Your 20s Is Honestly So Important
86	86 Vote	Actors Who Were Fired and Replaced With Accordions
148	148 Vote	19 Jokes You'll Only Get if You're Batman
6	6 Vote	A Peach Cobbler Made for Ridin
6	6 Vote	Golfer Kelly Kraft Hits Bird in the Ass
112	112 Vote	The Pope Asks the Beastie Boys How Their Parents Feel About Their Salaries
70	70 Vote	Bernie Sanders Taunts Us With Poo Particles
81	81 Vote	Trump Has Decided to Attack a Bee...
9	9 Vote	Dinosaurs That May Never Recover From UFC Humiliation
40	40 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Gives Birth to First Lady
9	9 Vote	French Bulldog Cries While Listening to Rap
123	123 Vote	Trump Asks for "Communist Only" Semen Donations
286	286 Vote	Man Gets Friend-Zoned in the International Space Station
124	124 Vote	People Have Worms in Their Mouths
8	8 Vote	5 Ultra-Effective Butt Exercises That Will Ensure Your Students Aren't Late
62	62 Vote	Opinion: Smells Like Farts
62	62 Vote	Search for Murdered Student Delayed by George RR Martin Again 1	1
8	8 Vote	WATCH: Cop Savagely Beats His Own Patrol Car Seat
154	154 Vote	Why Corporatizing Feminist Messages Doesn't Really Help Women Orgasm
67	67 Vote	D-Cups Full of Pepperoni and a $1 Billion 1	1
33	33 Vote	Dogs Owners Describe How They Made a Blanket That Looks Like Rod Stewart
9	9 Vote	Exclusive: Kremlin Ties to Kremlin
79	79 Vote	Adele Can Now Run, Jump and Climb
97	97 Vote	Spider-Man Has No Hands
460	460 Vote	"Kingdom Hearts III" Will Feature a Monstrous 22-Foot Bong
8	8 Vote	Man Dies Attempting Selfie With Colbert
5	5 Vote	I'm Proud to Be GENETICALLY CLEANSED

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