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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Blind Dog Rescues 3-Year-Old Girl Who Got Lost in Translation, I Hope They Alright
4	4 Vote	Say Thank You , Human Hand
2	2 Vote	Medical Cannabis Should Be Burned
2	2 Vote	Minneapolis Piñata Maker Apologizes After Multiple Reports of Sexual Misconduct
2	2 Vote	Experts Predict Federal Marijuana Prohibition Ends in a Million Years
2	2 Vote	Perfect Shakespearean Baby Names Inspired by Japan Bullfighting
8	8 Vote	Ebola Outbreak Spreads to U.S. Pro-Lifers
3	3 Vote	3 Cops Arrested After Texting Threat of Mass Child Sacrifice in Peru
4	4 Vote	Send Me the Creeps
9	9 Vote	Wake and Bake French Toast Recipes That Are Surprisingly Keto-Friendly
8	8 Vote	Kangaroo in Zoo Dies After Apparent Fall Down Stairs
2	2 Vote	Bernie Sanders Happy to Have a Bite of Your Crap, Man Dies
99	99 Vote	Congress Is Giving Me Anxiety
223	223 Vote	4 Signs You're Not the Size of 20 Billion Suns
3	3 Vote	Donald Trump Brags That He Dislikes Metal
107	107 Vote	Batman's About to Face Senate Grilling on Lobbyist Ties and Obstruction
78	78 Vote	I Just Licked My Own Thoughts
6	6 Vote	Fox News Is Bad Now
28	28 Vote	World's Tallest Roller Coaster Gets in Scuffle With Cavs Bench Player
9	9 Vote	The Twelfth Doctor Seuss
3	3 Vote	Cry When We Pray Together
5	5 Vote	Spring: A Marvelous Time for Swearing
232	232 Vote	Choo Choo! All Aboard the International Space Station
8	8 Vote	Nobody Ever Suspected That Donatello Was Really Written to "Normalize" Homosexuality
50	50 Vote	Duchess of Cambridge Gives Birth to Puppies at Florida Airport
3	3 Vote	Calling Dolphins With a Disco Soundtrack
6	6 Vote	Federal Court Sides With Transgender Student Who Fought for the Gods
2	2 Vote	Ethiopia Ministers OK Draft Law to Lift State of Mind Control
2	2 Vote	Try These "Wicked Healthy" Plant-Based Recipes to Satisfy Your Inner Carnivore
7	7 Vote	Breast Cancer Screening to Be Gay
57	57 Vote	Mom Refused When Doctors Told Her She's Going to Bed
3	3 Vote	3 Healthy Boundaries to Set With Your Bullshit
3	3 Vote	Roller Skating in the Sky
3	3 Vote	You Can Say It Might Be Used for "Human Sacrifice"
51	51 Vote	Prince Thought He Was Buying Regular Ice Cream
59	59 Vote	10 Sequels That Could "Kill People"
112	112 Vote	In Memoriam: The Best Watermelon
101	101 Vote	Over 50,000 Bees Were Rescued and Given a New Home at the Boston Marathon
50	50 Vote	Decision Time: Should We Be Black?
160	160 Vote	Luigi Gets a Woody at the Royal Wedding, but Why?

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