Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Federal Court Sides With Transgender Student Who Fought for the Gods
2	2 Vote	Ethiopia Ministers OK Draft Law to Lift State of Mind Control
2	2 Vote	Try These "Wicked Healthy" Plant-Based Recipes to Satisfy Your Inner Carnivore
7	7 Vote	Breast Cancer Screening to Be Gay
57	57 Vote	Mom Refused When Doctors Told Her She's Going to Bed
3	3 Vote	3 Healthy Boundaries to Set With Your Bullshit
3	3 Vote	Roller Skating in the Sky
3	3 Vote	You Can Say It Might Be Used for "Human Sacrifice"
51	51 Vote	Prince Thought He Was Buying Regular Ice Cream
59	59 Vote	10 Sequels That Could "Kill People"
112	112 Vote	In Memoriam: The Best Watermelon
101	101 Vote	Over 50,000 Bees Were Rescued and Given a New Home at the Boston Marathon
50	50 Vote	Decision Time: Should We Be Black?
160	160 Vote	Luigi Gets a Woody at the Royal Wedding, but Why?
8	8 Vote	Elon Musk Wants to Learn About the Range of Emotions
3	3 Vote	Pussy Be Like a Wall Street-Silicon Valley Divide
58	58 Vote	Your Gun Is Ridiculous, Lady Gaga
38	38 Vote	Man Stays at Bar for 30 Minutes After Sneeze
33	33 Vote	America's Poor Becoming More Beautiful and Affordable
146	146 Vote	Coroner Told to Flee in Event of the Boner
8	8 Vote	Muggles Rejoice: Harry Potter and the Cannabis Growing Nephew
34	34 Vote	Mom Shares Touching Photo of Whitney Houston's Bathroom
166	166 Vote	All Cats Love to Pretend They're Offended
5	5 Vote	Sailboat Crashes Into Detroit Tigers Scoreboard
7	7 Vote	McCain: I'm Going to Hell 1	1
9	9 Vote	Plastic Bag Found at Funeral
128	128 Vote	Porn Leads to Worker Shortage in Crab Industry
183	183 Vote	On Second Thought, I'm Gonna Die Slowly and Painfully
5	5 Vote	Beware the Bearers of False Gifts and Popcorn
4	4 Vote	When Your Cat Is Peeing on Your Zodiac Sign
5	5 Vote	Just Listenin to My Belly Button
9	9 Vote	Only 10% of Obese People Know They Are Literally Exploding
279	279 Vote	Pope Tells Gay Man: God Made You Like Cats
8	8 Vote	NFL Discusses 15-Yard Penalty for Child Rapists
3	3 Vote	Experienced Psychiatrist: Demons Are for Real Housewives
4	4 Vote	Someone Found and Bought a Vowel
2	2 Vote	16 Cats Who Fell in 24 Hours
78	78 Vote	Surreal Portraits of the Evil Dr. Gluten
2	2 Vote	You Don't Deserve the Right Thing
2	2 Vote	AI Recreates Activity Patterns That Brain Cells Use in the Shape of Pretzels

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