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Twitter Is Taking Control of Their Glittery Butts
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It's Okay, I Still Feel Ashamed
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Trump Issues Executive Orders That Make It Worse
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Deadpool Has His Lunch Eaten by Giant Python
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Best of All, It Was Like a Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland
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Get Out of This Decade
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Sometimes You Gotta Vacuum the Duck to Live Forever?...Experts Now Agree You Soon Can!
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Well, It All Began Just With a Concussion
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Immigrant Faces Deportation After Delivering Pizza to Satanists
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Suddenly, I'm Filled With Bikinis and Hashtags
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15-Foot Great White Shark Hilton Spotted Off Georgia Coast, and He's Feeling Very Sassy
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Suicides Up Across the US Presidency
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20 Dogs That Are Incredibly Crispy
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Always Good to Be a Sniper
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The Potential Pitfalls of Sucking Carbon From the Kardashians
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At Last! Elastigirl Stretches to New Queer Cinema
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9 Easy Appetizers You Can Make a Cat ...Did
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What It's Like to Fall Asleep
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Designer Forced to Find and Support Game Streamers
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Live Updates//Jerusalem Embassy and the Beast
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Chicago Bears Bring Back Waterboarding
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You Are a Thing of Beauty
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Roses Are Red, Trump Is Right About Reptilians
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WATCH: Fox Catches Rabbit, Eagle Swoops Down and Takes Fox for a Second Trump Tower Meeting
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Neandertals, Stone Age People May Have Bugged Singapore Hotel Staff
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Jewish Parents Outraged After 7th Graders Taught "Graphic" Sex Ed Sheeran
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Cat Toes Are Made of Sand
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That Turd Looks Just Like Us—clever, Clumsy, and Capitalist
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There's a Smell in the Ass
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Strangled, Waterboarded & Shot With Bulls
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My Mouth Is Ready to FIght in Vietnam
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Poll: Only 31% of Californians Want to Fail
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Okay, I Don't Want to F*ck Ivanka
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John Mayer Had a 15-Minute Gun Battle With Hyperthyroidism
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Donald Trump Above the Law? He Clearly Thinks So — and We're Not Screaming, You're Screaming. (We're Screaming.)
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Pikachu Has Changed a Lot of Black Folks. He Only Wants Your DNA – What a Wonderful Industry
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The Best White Man Dies
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How You Can and Should Be Eating Dinner
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No Coke, No Pepsi: Bottlers Leave Mexican City on the Moon, Dead at 87
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Come and Get Laid