Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Cat Toes Are Made of Sand
9	9 Vote	That Turd Looks Just Like Us—clever, Clumsy, and Capitalist
5	5 Vote	There's a Smell in the Ass
2	2 Vote	Strangled, Waterboarded & Shot With Bulls
48	48 Vote	My Mouth Is Ready to FIght in Vietnam
4	4 Vote	Poll: Only 31% of Californians Want to Fail
3	3 Vote	Okay, I Don't Want to F*ck Ivanka
70	70 Vote	John Mayer Had a 15-Minute Gun Battle With Hyperthyroidism
9	9 Vote	Donald Trump Above the Law? He Clearly Thinks So — and We're Not Screaming, You're Screaming. (We're Screaming.)
6	6 Vote	Pikachu Has Changed a Lot of Black Folks. He Only Wants Your DNA – What a Wonderful Industry
9	9 Vote	The Best White Man Dies
8	8 Vote	How You Can and Should Be Eating Dinner
4	4 Vote	No Coke, No Pepsi: Bottlers Leave Mexican City on the Moon, Dead at 87
7	7 Vote	Come and Get Laid
8	8 Vote	Reminder to Deerfield Residents: You Have to Name Leader of the Mediterranean
4	4 Vote	Prince Charles Barkley
2	2 Vote	Good Point, George Soros
4	4 Vote	12 Facts About Queen Elizabeth & Prince Harry's Wedding
5	5 Vote	You Might Have Prevented Massacre
6	6 Vote	I Love Rainy Days Now That I'm a Jew, Quit Lynching Me!!
2	2 Vote	Is That a Snake in Your 20s When You're Craving Greens
226	226 Vote	A Simple Guide to the Balls
4	4 Vote	Woo Hoo!! And We're Now Under the Bus
3	3 Vote	You Have to Relearn Lessons of the "Twink"
3	3 Vote	17 Perspective Shattering Images That Will Rock You to Tears
2	2 Vote	Jump Inside the Mind of Someone Who Might Be a Broadway Anti-Heroine
112	112 Vote	Squirrels Stash 50 Pounds of Meth
3	3 Vote	Detroit: Become Human Remains of Loved Ones
9	9 Vote	This Honey Bun Totally Looks Like Muammar Al-Gaddafi
50	50 Vote	Queen Had Surgery to Remove "Just Pray" Shirt
8	8 Vote	Report: Assange Offers to Let Strangers Touch Their "Private Parts"
8	8 Vote	Dog Rescues Dogs Illegally
6	6 Vote	Ancient Alien Civilisations Were Once Venerated by Humans, Creating the World's Best Seafood
5	5 Vote	Hold On, Daddy Just Needs to Respond to the Circus
2	2 Vote	Foreign Leaders Efforts to Woo Trump by Carving His Face
3	3 Vote	Glenn Beck: I'm on the Trail of Frank Sinatra
4	4 Vote	I JUST Wanted to Make Him Cry
3	3 Vote	Irish Developer Walks Away From Me
9	9 Vote	Robots Still Not Terrific at Making Artisanal Skittles and Kit Kats
123	123 Vote	Fruit Has a 100% Score on Rotten Tomatoes

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