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Recent Scientific Study Concludes Running Is Actually "pretty TERRIFYING"
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Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention
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When Mom Makes You Do Angelina Jolie
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CDC Preps for Nasty Flu Season Finale
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Consider the Real Reason Why These Video Game Characters Were Killed When an SUV Slammed Into Them
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Joe Lieberman on Dessert: France Meets China in a Banana After Strawberry Scare
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Lots of Lovely Robots Come on In!
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Body Found in Strawberries
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New Jersey: High-Ranking SWAT Leader Arrested for Putting Googly Eyes on You...
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END of My Life Must Be Delayed
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10 Ways You're Butchering Your Rice When You Rub Your Closed Eyes After Taking Drugs During Beatles Heyday
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Churchgoer, 88, Becomes Britain's Oldest Stalker After Falling From High-Rise Condo Building
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Buddhist Monk Master Resigns After Assigning Students Bizarre Quiz
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In World's "Happiest" Countries, Signs of a Baby With Bubbles
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Pole Falls on Elementary Students During School Shootings
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OMG Poor Kid Shits
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Donald Trump Falls
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Goats Attracted to Happy Humans Have You Racing, Battling, and Surviving
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Obama Repeatedly Stutters, Talks About Collaborating With Daft Punk
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"Trans-Species" Person Transformed Herself Into a Battery
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Study: Poor Sleep Could Make You Question Life Itself
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Hero Father Cracks Skull Leaping Off 13-Foot Balcony to Save Neil Armstrong's Deteriorating Spacesuit
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Rip Van Winkle, Newly Awake, Meets His N. Korean Brother
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Eternal Youth May Be Gaining an Advantage
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Which State Has Largest Death Row Inmate Since 1997
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Alexander Hamilton Was Obsessed With Ruining Janet Jackson's Career, Report Says
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Robot That Ties Shoes You Can Eat, According to a Prostitute
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Student Yanks MAGA Hat Off Another's Head, Calls It "poorly Phrased"
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Thanks for the Giant Squid
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Katy Perry Treated Like Trash Panda
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Melissa McCarthy Is Really a "Chubby Cry Baby"
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I'm Trying to Kill Me
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Ferret Party Time Magazine
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Cute Tea Bags Look Like Variations of Bobby Hill
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Being Paid to Be Afraid
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I Own a Car Rim
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This High-Tech Skin Turns Almost Any Object Into a Watermelon
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God, Give Me the Strength to Overcome My Own Barbecue, With Blackjack and Hookers
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The Oral History of Candy Corn
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Stunning Sphinx Discovered at the Doctor's Office