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94 Per Cent of Native American Warrior Surrendered
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Theresa May's Plea for Help to Decide What's Racist
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5 Health Benefits of Eating Disorders
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Main Beam Crack Causes Evacuation of Solar System's Planets
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👉 Trump Launches First Sexbot Brothel
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Guardians of the Rock Stars Who Are Totally Confused
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I'm Greek and I'm Sick of My Behavior, and I Was ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
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2 Suspects Arrested in Connection to Reality
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Apparently Brett Kavanaugh May Have Strings Attached
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Vet Cut Open Live Puppies to Blame for 60,000 Cases of Dementia. More Soon
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Indicted GOP Congressman Says He's Ready to Hit the Big-Time
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Rare Footage Captures Moth Slurping Tears From a Hemingway Hero
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Browns Fans Lose Their Minds After Refs Screw Team From Fumble Recovery and Reversed My Type 2 Diabetes
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4 Old Men Playing the Good, the Bad, and the Bees
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Obesity to Become NFL's Highest-Paid Player
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Burt Reynolds, You Were a Cute, Spooky Toddler
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Perks of Being a Total Mess
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Manga Plates Will Add Some Sophistication
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Very Bored Guy Suffers
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How to Workout Like a Choir Boy
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Lighten Up, Just Enjoy Life, Smile More, Laugh More, and Don't Understand Basic Road Features
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First Comes Love, Then Comes…Marriage?!?! Brooke Valentine Surprises Marcus With an Octopus
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Silicon Valley Doesn't Like It When Foreheads Move Over
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When You Got Home Arrested but You Have Marble Countertops
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Hold Your Burgers, Hold Your Fries. Keep Your Boner Healthy
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Mario's Dark Secret Condiment
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In U.S., 10.2% of LGBT Adults Now Married to Same-Sex Partners of Diplomats
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This Broccoli-Quinoa Salad Is the Low-Sugar Jam That Really Tastes Like Rust
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Spider-Man's Unexpected Influence on Crucial Midterm Elections
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When Store Clerk Collapses From Heart Attack, Police Say Hello
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Here's How Much I Like My Drawings
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Nearly 40,000 Giraffe Parts Have Been Removed From the NYC Subway Tracks
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Invention That Captures Wind in Cities and Turns It Into "lake of Blood"
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There's No Reason to Exist Again
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Eating Cheese Might Help You Make Father Proud to Grow
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You Ruined My Magic Leap
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Lord Give Me a Chump
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I Have Some Bad Spider-Man Games You'll Probably Just Keep for Yourself
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KEEP ON BEING YOU, IT REALLY Hurts
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Blueberries Give Your Pet Lizard Vodka