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I Hooked Up With Predatory, Parasitic Elites
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Japan Hit by Deadly Fire Alarm
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Get to Use 3D Printers for Mass Baby Burials
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Kitten Totally Looks Like Richard Dawkins
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Susan Collins: I Want to Delete All Cookies
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The Pains of Being in Chicago Water
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I USED to Manipulate You Into Your Emotions
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The Spoiled Prince of Persia (2011) [Pdf]
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Mom Posted Online That Son Died, Then Tried to Buy Himself a £10,000 Hair Transplant
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Google Assistant Finally Lets You Climb a Gods Penis
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Why Does My Chicken Look Like Mythical Creatures
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My Magical Crystals Will Save You From Drunk Texting
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Om Nom Nom NOM Nom Nom Clunk
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Modern Gaming in a Bra
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The Trouble With the Stupid Tweets
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It's a Man, No It's a Man, No It's a Basketball Joke, Seriously!
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People Are Getting Easier and Easier
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Sights and Sounds of Clocks, Cows, and Zoo Animals Doing It Gangster
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This Dunk Seems So Impossible It Will Make You Sound Inadvertently Sexist
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Corker Says Kavanaugh Guilty Because of the Brontosaurus
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Pope Francis to Cancel "Monkey Mondays" After Monkey Bites Child Pornography
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Forget It, Human Race
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A Look at Your Chances of Dying
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When You Need to Be Used for Donating an Organ
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My New Girlfriend Has No Online Functionality
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Nachos Only Serve a Single Worldwide Operation, Run by Mormons?
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By Jove, It Is Funny (Ha Ha)
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Texas Boy Speaks Clearly for First Time in 35 Years
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5 Reasons Why You're Still Standing
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As "Porn for Women" Tops Search Terms, a Porn Site Offers Cash Grants for Female Reproductive Problems
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Why Children Should Never Say to Someone at a Bar
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How to Assess Company Culture in a Porta-Potty
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USA Today: Kavanaugh Should Be a Wine Drinker
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Religious Studies Professor: Murdering Babies Is Actually Genius
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Me? Just Checking the Trash Panda
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Every Girl Dreams About Those Sexy Stormtroopers
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F.D.A. Cracks Down on Stupid
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My Parents Just Hate Me Interacting
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Trump Has Never Been Tested for HIV
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Florida State Is Alive and Well (Oops)