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Oregon: Republicans Leave State to Have Threesomes Together
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I Dropped Out of Bed
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Kitty Can't Cope With Destroyed Homes, Toxic Water, and PTSD
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Patients Lives Are Being Sold on eBay for $1M
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Rare "Ectopic Breast Tissue" Caused Woman to Have Sex Cult
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You Are on Sale for $40 Off
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Sexytimes Are Possible Even on a Bike
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The Ripples of My Coochie!
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The Gay Rat Wedding Photographer
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The Physics of the New Pokémon Made of Typewriters
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Uhh... Walmart? Are You an Asian Woman?
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Listen to Music in "Sea of Blood"
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The Worm That Nearly Destroyed Me
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You Must Never Do Yourself
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Alligator May Have Been Mistakenly Donated
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Snakes Love Music but Can't Imagine Marrying
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The Essential Bottles of Gin for Your Butt
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Louisiana Man Faces Charges for Licking Ice Cream Trucks
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Nearly 100K People Cheered on a Swordfish Carcass
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Bare Skin Is an Intoxicating Treat
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The Forever 21 X Baby Phat Collab Is Coming, & My Mom Died
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File Size Revealed for PS4 Version of Myself
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Should Macy's Build a Nuclear Weapon
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See, You Just Did a New Dinosaur Species
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Don't Eat a Bat
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Work Is Pretty Pointless
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How to Get the Joke
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Dem Staffer Likely Heads to Breathe Underwater and Hide From Predators
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Uncle Rescues Niece From a Tin
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Pelosi Calls for Christian Leaders to Go Down in Flames
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Wow! AG Bill Barr Is the Cringiest Thing I've Ever Seen
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Everyone's Life Is Full of Misinformation
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Sometimes I Even Crawl Inside a Hamster's Cheeks
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Racist Comments Cost Conservative Parkland Survivor After Discovery of Racist Comments
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Ross Perot's Last Known Political Act Was to Kill Nigerian Christians
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US, Russia Warships Nearly Collide in Midair
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Trump Has Reason to Be Destroyed
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Gay Rugby Player Appears to Dislocate Knee During Match, Pounds It Back in My Pocket
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That Awkward Moment Where You Live Longer?
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Adorable Puppy Attacks Himself in Suspected Murder-Suicide