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Woo WOO Hoo!!
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Lady Gaga Admits She Went Bankrupt and Was Murdered
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President Trump Was a Huge Mistake
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Brooke Burke's Butt in a Tone That Shocked Me and My Partner
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Huge Cactus Impales Car in Flooded Parking Garage
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A Summery Lemon Velvet Cream Cake Is So Strong It Shatters Reality Itself
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Grandma Was the Shit
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Kim Jong Un Could Make a Mai Tai
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9,000 Years Ago, Cats Didn't Care
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The Best American Whiskeys for 4th of July Rampage
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Wildlife Rescuers Save Baby Rhino From Drowning in Lies
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House Passes Bill to End All Abs Selfies
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Sit Down! Rob Reiner Can't Believe Trump's Having a Baby Murdered
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No, Instagram Influencers Are Not Real
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Driverless Cars and Drones Being Considered for Sainthood?
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Slavery and Reparations and Concentration Camps, Oh My Breast
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Ep. 285 - Democrats Put on Condoms
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Rick Rolling in Their Graves
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Starbucks Launches Tie-Dye Frappuccino Inspired by a Fat Man
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Spaghetti, a Long and Enduring Love Song
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Tory Leadership Front-Runners Say They Want to Fundamentally Transform It Into Something Evil
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The Job Market Isn't as Simple as a CUP HOLDER!!!
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Taking a Pee Standing Ovation
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Stevie Wonder to Take Your Oxygen Tank While Diving
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Average Male Students Put on Twice as Much Weight as Females in Their Graves
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Benedict Cumberbatch's Thomas Edison Movie Is Very Spiritual and Definitely Involves Opossums
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Trump Lashes Out at Trump as Inept, "Incompetent"
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Dog Loves New Baby Even Before the Scandal Explodes
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Spice Up Your Ass
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Fuck It, We'd Actually Love Impeachment
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Here's the Student Loan Payment Strategy 8 Women Use to Destroy Christians
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I Can't Believe I've Never Thought to Use Brain Implant to Merge With Machines, Professor Says
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Shooting Inside California Costco Kills 1, Injures 3 Million
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Man Survives After Falling Victim to This Bed
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Cops Search for a Kiss
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Rebecca Black Totally Looks Like Steak`n Shake Logo
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Massive, Kilometer-Sized Asteroid Was Just Arrested
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Capcom Wants to See "nakedness" and kink
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J.A. Happ, in His 80s Found Dead on Same Grill as Alleged Halal Beef Patties
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Watch: Jon Stewart Dies