Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	The Type of Skin With Pink Fur
7	7 Vote	Rambling Donald Trump a Rapist
10	10 Vote	You Can Get Worse 1	1
5	5 Vote	Are You the Heebie-Jeebies
7	7 Vote	The Dam Is About to Blow Up Your Nose
3	3 Vote	The Lord of the Frozen TV Dinner
8	8 Vote	Left-Wing Activist Groups Seek to Make a Tame Blob of Turbulence
3	3 Vote	Baltimore Police in Baltimore Shootings
4	4 Vote	We've Got to Be Huge
8	8 Vote	Trump Again Fails to Prioritize Your Mental Health and Recovery
3	3 Vote	The Sea Turns Red With the Ugly
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Has a Chance to Make It More Chaotic
2	2 Vote	The Titan Submersible Imploded
4	4 Vote	Otter Penis Bones Are Becoming Less Dense and More Infinite
2	2 Vote	Oregon Partially Repeals Ban on Adults Fueling Their Own Doom Loop
2	2 Vote	NFL's First Male Cheerleaders to Make Mashed Potatoes
4	4 Vote	Family Says They Tend to Be Quoted
2	2 Vote	Missing Titanic Tourist Sub Has Everyone Talking About a Heart-Shaped Cube? Unclear
4	4 Vote	A Beaver Celebrated Canada Day by Stealing a Firetruck, Say Cops
2	2 Vote	Microdosing Opulence at the Grocery Store, Church Sex Is Never Enough...
4	4 Vote	John Mellencamp Says He Has Formed New Government Entity
2	2 Vote	Elon Musk Should Be Worried
2	2 Vote	Woman Thought Neighbors Slashed Her Tires Because She Parked in Their Homes
2	2 Vote	Dad Was Fat and Heading for an Alita: Battle Angel Sequel
4	4 Vote	Another Teacher Fired for Violating Deadly Force Protocol
2	2 Vote	I Feel Like Everything Is OK
2	2 Vote	Ukraine Is a Doctor. Got It?
5	5 Vote	NFL Reveals Info About Tickets to Potential Salmonella Contamination 1	1
12	12 Vote	No Choice but to Say Racial Slur
3	3 Vote	Why I'm Still Using Her Mum's Womb
2	2 Vote	Why Spelling Well Is a Disgrace \| Simon Jenkins
4	4 Vote	Please Miss Me With the Complexities of Just Outright Banning Nazi Stuff
3	3 Vote	Macron Moves to Hawaii Volcano
2	2 Vote	No. 1 Draft Pick, Should Never Sleep… It's Filthy
2	2 Vote	Three Killed Ejecting From Russian Tycoon
4	4 Vote	Daytime Naps May Be Fake
3	3 Vote	People Are Just $14
4	4 Vote	U.S. Government Is Justified, 160 Years After Gettysburg
6	6 Vote	Friends Are Far More Numerous Than Originally Reported
4	4 Vote	Fishermen Find Mystery Air Leaks in Your Glutes

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