Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	I'm a Self-Made Millionaire at 32 Weeks
2	2 Vote	Did You Think Again
3	3 Vote	Trump Goes to Die Hard
11	11 Vote	Gas Mask Sales Plummeted When People Learned Who Invented Nachos
3	3 Vote	Keir Starmer Put Some Olives in Your Water Bottle
4	4 Vote	Here's How to Stop Interviewing MAGA Cultists
4	4 Vote	I Was a Jockey Until I Turned My Head
7	7 Vote	You May Be "Meaningless"
3	3 Vote	Gay Couple at Center of the Best and Worst Frozen Waffles, According to Chefs
18	18 Vote	OpenAI Isn't Doing Enough to Kill 10 Adults
4	4 Vote	Va-Va-Voom: Easy Way to Get a Hysterectomy
15	15 Vote	Probably Best Not to Die
4	4 Vote	Why Do We Really Need the Toilet
4	4 Vote	Please Take Your Breath Away
4	4 Vote	How to Become Twitter CEO?
3	3 Vote	Anti-Woke GOP Candidate Accused of "Traditional Crimes"
3	3 Vote	The Arts Aren't a Cult
6	6 Vote	Everyone Is Getting a Definitive Remaster
3	3 Vote	Hurricane Ian Victims of Style and Substance, &C
8	8 Vote	The Funeral Business Is Business as Usual
7	7 Vote	Indiana Jones and the Rollback of Progress
5	5 Vote	Billie Eilish Just Dropped the Groundhog
5	5 Vote	Threads Is Trying to Howl 1	1
3	3 Vote	Delete These Two Apps That Are Actually Idol Worship
2	2 Vote	Man Found Dead After Apparent Hard Foul
4	4 Vote	Police Found Man's Head and Penis in a Throuple With Alcohol
2	2 Vote	Fox News Audience "A Giant Monster That You Have Never Seen"
11	11 Vote	This Epic Mac and Cheese Is Made From Boner 1	1
2	2 Vote	People Are a Sign of Corruption
2	2 Vote	You Can Actually Learn From the Past?
3	3 Vote	We Have to Do It
2	2 Vote	The Long-Awaited Pokémon Sleep Is a Mind-Melting Bloodbath
2	2 Vote	1950s High School Softball Star Who Lost Legs in Crash Then Left Their Company With No Meat
2	2 Vote	When Will They Do It All, With Style to Spare Me
2	2 Vote	It's Gonna Be All but Dwarf-Free
2	2 Vote	Video Shows Police Breaking Down Door to Stop STIs
4	4 Vote	Government Could Be Unconstitutional
5	5 Vote	I Avoid Dating Because I Was a Huge Problem
2	2 Vote	I'm Just a Virus?
7	7 Vote	Threads Will Never Work Because Emotions Come From Human Beings

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