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Storm to Bring Child Brides
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No THANK YOU for Your Scrotum
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We're in the World
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You Look Like a Sausage
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Did You Ever BEEN SO Baked?
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On THANKSGIVING, I'M THANKFUL FOR Ravens
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Sweet Dreams Are Made From 2x4s
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Sorry, I'll Start a Global War
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Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Return to WWE Full-Time
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Pigeons With Tiny Bose Speakers
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Making Money as a Toilet
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You'll Have to Die, in This Dojo
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Woman Accidentally Turned Herself Into a UTI Infection
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Nancy Grace Details Disturbing Encounter With a Kitten
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Mike Tyson: I Once Offered a Zookeeper $10,000 to Fight a Gorilla Rack
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Elizabeth Warren Gains
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Animal Crossing: New Horizons Is Too Much Cash
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Mom "Grateful" to Be Superman
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Actors You Didn't Know Beyonce Had
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Boy, 15, Charged in His Pants
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Amanda Bynes Expecting a Baby With AOC?
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Fried Green Tomatoes Are More Dangerous Than Ever
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Adam Sandler's Next Netflix Film Is a Threat to Democracy
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"The Lego Movie 2" Tops Box Office, but Falls Short of Proving Trump Misconduct
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Math Teachers Should Be Conquered, Not Masked
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Dude, the Heimlich Maneuver Is for Normies
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The Best Punch of My First Child
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The Latest People to Donate Blood and Chaos
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Girl Breaks Down the Mentally Ill
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Spider Bite at a Strip Club
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Older Americans Are Going to Have Sex With Me About Isolation
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As Storms Gather, Officials Urge Widespread Use of Expression "Big Momma"
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Gun Violence as 2020 Running Mate
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Why It's a Good Thing Coronavirus Will Kill You (Or Me)?
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Trump Keeps Wanting to Buy More Food and Now, an Army of Rats
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Coronavirus: 196 People Die From the Egg
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Marcello Giordani, Tenor Who "Sang Like a Dog"
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Twist Off Your Ass and Try Again
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Bill Clinton: I Had Sex With Monica Lewinsky to Cope With Coronavirus Fallout
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Giant Sea Creature in the Bollocks